YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I JUST NEED A PARTNER DAMN I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN JUST DON'T MAKE ME QUIT LOOKING AT PORN OR DOING DABS AND LAUGHING AT STUPID CARTOONS

"Damn my pussy be queefin" me to myself alone in my living room after ripping many farts from my asshole in a row.

Song about being transgender: Every day my tits be achin
Bumped my fresh buds it's like my ribs be breakin
How the fuck am I supposed to maintain
With massive tit pain
I'll tell you what it takes to have on the brain
Like A gotta have tits to get a hot bod
Like B gotta be fem to rock the hottest rod
Like C gotta get your hole ready oh mah gawd

Which one of you queers wants to be my wife? (18+ only)

Song by me: Gonna be havin sex with faggots soon
Old faggots
Crossdressin faggots
Old faggots
Elderly faggots
Sexy faggots
Skinny faggots
But old faggots
*drum line*
Damn old faggots suck that dick so good
They got them skills
The old faggots bootyhole aint fall out
So it's still good to fuck
*horn section lays down fat licks, BAM*
And that old faggot pussy has a WAY
TO GRAB YO DICK N MAKE YOU SAY
DAMN OLD FAGGOT YOU STILL PRETTY
YOU AIN'T A FEMBOY YOU A FEM DADDY
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Band plays instrumental fade out while I make out with the 42 year old sexy fem faggot who's my gay wife*

The fact that we have small portable screens that we can watch old tv shows on from before tv shows sucked, makes this a pretty alright future. I'm done being a doomer. I have a FLAT and PORTABLE screen that I can not only watch MOVIES ON DEMAND but that I can also go onto an international network of communication, and I can even do all of this nearly for free if I do a little legwork and all legally, libraries, used electronics donations to the poor, etc., the only fucked up thing is that these devices don't have am/fm receivers even though their predecessors did. But that's one shitty thing out of a lot of good things. Imagine some guy from the 1970s with his little portable tv the size of a toolbox sees you watching WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT on a FLAT portable magic tablet. He'd shit.