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夏コミのお品書きです〜日にちは2日目場所は東モ47aになります〜

Rock song:
I wanna immigrate
Immigrate
I wanna be an immigrant back from America
Let me in
My ancestors
Came from this place called the British isles and also ireland which for some reason is counted separately from britain for some weird fucking reason even though it's part of the island cluster and it's right fucking there,
BUT ANYWAYYYYYYY
*guitar blasts*
Imma gonna come to your country
And imma blend in
Imma blend right in cause I'm a cool guy
Oh yea
British food
Oh yea
Bogs
Oh yea
Stags
Oh yea
TRAVELLERS RIGHTS
OH YEAAAAAAAAA
*does a fishing dance*
Britian has fish
OH YEA
It's like the Japan of Europe
OH YEA
Lots of sea food!
OH YEA
*Guitar doodley doo*
When I'm comin down the street
OH YEA
I do it american style
OH SHIT
I forgot the streets are backwards
OH FUCK
Hope nobody saw that

I *will* get one of you fedi frens one day. I *will* give you love praise and affection.

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I fucking love the unexplained with william shatner please god don't take that man for at least another 5 years and that includes mentally it doesn't count if he's a vegetable

>The government needs to stop playing with me in this simulation or whatever it is and just pull me out because my training is done I've learned enough I'm ready I want to get out there as a space pilot which is what I know my true purpose is so why do they keep me here when I should be out there transporting squadrons for the empire??? I'm ready man! I'm ready to captain the flagship!!! Let me out and let's fly!!!
<Fedi Dr.s: He's been like this for days, we don't know what caused it or when he'll return from... wherever he's gone. His mind seems incomprehensible.

I would fuck a sexy um....person...even if there was a 30 year age gap and they were older so they'd be like 60 but they'd have to be hot still

So stressed from loneliness I feel like I'm gonna cry but I'm aching from laying in bed so long and reloading internet pages again...and again...and again... waiting for...idk what...interaction, acknowledgment, love? I'm so depressed. I'm going to watch a show for a while in the livingroom...alone...like usual.

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Eclipsa caught something and she ain't gonna let go easily.

Ok guys need some gamer tips for the coming war update. I know it's been getting pushed back every time they say it's coming but the update has to drop eventually. So tips, tricks? I'm completely in the dark here. I'd really like my meat suit to be able to level up without grinding too hard or taking too big of a risk (permadeath).

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Should I found a private security company?

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So yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and post the High Res versions of my stuff from now on. If you wanna support me, you can via fanbox or just buy comms.

I'd like to squeeze in some freebie requests when I can because I miss doing that too. It just never seems like there's enough time or breathing room is all.

I wish I could sniff a youths butthole after they got it all cleaned out with saline enemas

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