YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I need fedifrens who are engineers to tell me if this is a good idea or not. I like the feeling of good poops, and so I SHOULD like anal, but I have cleanliness OCD and so because anal FEELS like pooping I can't do it on like a bed or even on a towl without getting bad anxiety about cleanliness, so like I have this idea for an invention, ok so it's for guys (people) like me, ok so it's a fucking machine that is WATERPROOF and has no crevices for anything to get into, and it gets installed IN the toilet! So you can push out and get buttfucked and let that shit flow if it's in there with no worries! Good idea or no?

Idk why but when someone habitually sucks my dick hella good I'm suddenly way more interested in their opinion about stuff. Suddenly they become interesting.

Need to marry nonwhite minority with a british accent

https://youtu.be/_v3KiaAjpY8
Hope this wakes up some rightoids

I'm awake and I wish I had a partner to say "goodmorning honey" to irl not online but someone who actually is in my house with me and not just because they want something!!

I need to fuck so bad that I'm humping my bed. I haven't had anyone irl to fuck in TEN fucking years. I'm a revirgin at this fucking point.

I want a tribe with members of every race and we all scream with love and joy and are not able to be defeated by any evil.

I keep raping nibbas with my chocobo landfall deck in mtg