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Guys I wish you were kissing me (only if you're sexy)

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Yo fan theory I just had and no one else has, ok so I theorize that Solomon Grundy is somehow connected with the lazarus pits.

Wish I could gove fedifrens good orgasms with mouth pleasure no I'm not delirious from being sleepy bruh

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I have really bad acid reflux I have to take medication and I'd probably be dead by now from losing the ability to swallow (inb4 antis say that's what should have happened)

So SORRY to all the fedifrens who think a relationship with me would just be constantly getting molested by a fitfat guy with a hefty belly, all I've got in me anymore is 3, 4 times week maybe...on holidays/special events I can pull a double whammy but I'm not 20 anymore you missed that boat baby. Most of our time will be spent cuddling or watching shows or chatting or eating delicious food or doing our own hobbies to recharge. Sorry babez, the super horny just has left the building, I'm too old now. I'm daddy now, and daddy's tired, *mwah*.

I try to fap to porn and to imagination equally more now, because I don't have the youthful energy anymore to set up my goon apparatus like I used to, so imagination is just easier when I'm tired but also lornely (horny and lonely).

My inner critic: You look like bobo the clown, with yo dick in a slpint (I have stared having difficulty getting aroused/maintaining erections and this was never a problem until I hit 30...I'm so sad...)

You know what I'm just going to own it I'm ugly and undateable and my words are abrasive to people's minds so you know what I'm going to doo doo right in the middle of everyone's floor during a party and I don't care if it stinks I don't care if anybody says that guys doo dooing, it's better to doo doo in hell than to hold it in heaven

If I could have a wife I would be so happy if there is a woman who wants to be a wife out there and wants to make the world a better place by making others happy she can easily marry me and then we'll be happy both together it'll be so cool /rant

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Not trying to be racist or anything but imo polish women make the best tomboys

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I wonder if female sexuality is really different from male sexuality like they say. FEMALES, DO YOU EVER GET THE URGE, THE *URGE*, TO HUMP? DO YOU WAKE UP WITH THIS *NEED* TO HUMP, AND WHEN THAT NEED GOES UNFULFILLED IT CREATES WITHIN YOU FRUSTRATION?

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antis when

pedos act on child: nooo you can't do that
pedos look at child porn: nooo you can't do that
pedos look at clothed children: nooo you can't do that
pedos work with children supervised: nooo you can't do that
pedos look at art of young children who don't exist: nooo you can't do that
pedos look at cub art of clearly non-human, non-realistic creatures that don't exist: nooo you can't do that

pedos simply existing: you're abusive, you've raped kids or will eventually, you deaerve death, your dick removed and to never go near a child again!

how the fuck

Wish I could pull out my stink stink and have drooping foreskin but the psychopathic baby mutilators in the medical industry mutilated my genitals without my consent

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