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I have a 🏕️🔥 out my front 🚪 that I can go 😌 by but I wish I had a 👰🏼‍♀️ to 😌 there with me, and not a 🪰 by 🌃 👰🏼‍♀️, but a 💯 👰🏼‍♀️, a ♾️ 👰🏼‍♀️, a 🔥 🤱🏼 with a ↔️ 🍑 that she lets me 💦 in, not only lets, but she wants me to 💦 in her ↔️ 🍑 on a ⏳ basis

Once when I was in my late teens early twenties I was high af on bad drugs bad people gave me, like I was high a lot, a friend had died and I was coping badly apparently, it didn't lead to anything great, not for the risk. I topped a lot of people, only bottomed for like 2 though and I thought each loved me but they didn't even though I loved them. I hate them now and I hope they step on legos. Anyway, one night this popular guy was like, feeling me, and I thought he was cute, and we were hella fucked up and I ended up in there (booty) after he begged like a horny demon and I went with the flow...come to find out weeks later from the community that he's "not a bottom" and I realized then I bagged the white whale. His bootyhole was playin tricks, musta been, felt too good, otherworldly bro. /brovent

Ok so like here's the deal, my noodle's bein' soft 'n' I wan' it t' be hard, yaknow?

Wish I had grandparents who were mentally healthy so they didn't cause me massive pain and trauma with their guilt trips

I'm mad at myself for forgetting that the stacies are just as bad as the chads. Evil little bitches and their turd chad couterparts are equal in shittyness. "Oh we're so hotttt so now we can be mean" yea hope you DIE hottie.

One day I will have a missus and we'll be monog and we'll not have anxiety it'll be so fun

Shurg off the yoke of oppression, kill the cop in your head, love laugh live, get out there, stop being sad /vent

Bad grandparents mock their grandchildrens sexuality. Good grandparents a affirm their grandchildrens sexuality and do not mock it. 😡

Wish I could have sex with you fedifrens. Can you imagine that? Tip to tip?

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Fictional history of texas in the year 2077: And so that is why texas was turned into a gay brothel, and all tough guy texans had to wear makeup and get fucked in the ass until they liked it. Once this was done Texas stopped being so uppity and the union was able to continue on with the work at hand.

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Happy Silk Song day everyone!

Did you know, anal beads are the currency of this new aweosme game?

Abusive grandparents are pieces of shit!!!!!!!

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Secret Final Boss

Sonic is about to face the hardest part in the adventure... or maybe it's a reward?
Comm from Playdog59
Enjoy!

#NSFW #Vanillatherabbit #Sonic #Milf

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Night outing 🐶

New reward available: Julea, an original character from one of our supporters.
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/10505565

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while I won't paywall my content, your support is extremely appreciated (and also holy shit you have no idea how good dollars are in argentina now our economy is crumbling further lmao)
$5 🅱️ucks to support your local futa artist ese

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