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Big ol' update: I'm facing being homeless rn, I'm living in hotel to hotel as I type. I'm doing emergency comms, 50 USD (paypal only). Thank you for your help.

When the nerds are mean just stop giving them minerals. They can't make their chips without minerals.

Dad who benches heavy and squats heavy but he has good smelling breath and a clean hole and he's a dick pleaser/gaysonvent

I ship Gumball with his dad. Gumball is lucky to have an ass to fuck, especially one that's his dad's, because his dad is really nice, and I bet he has a soft hole/gaysonvent

Daddys butt owns me, daddys butt controls me, daddys butthole feels so good around my sock (son cock)./gaysonvent

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The perfect male gay bottom is tan, has 5 o'clock shadow, big lips, girly eyelashes, knows how to operate various small arms in the battlefield, isn't macho but isn't sissy-is a serious bitch not a silly bitch-has a big cock that he lets me play with, big balls too /vent

The perfect male gay bottom is tan, has 5 o'clock shadow, big lips, girly eyelashes, knows how to operate various small arms in the battlefield, isn't macho but isn't sissy-is a serious bitch not a silly bitch-has a big cock that he lets me play with, big balls too /vent

I wish I could have (text based) cyber sex (nobody does anymore it's so frustrating!!)

I'm scared I might be a gay mystoginist T-T how can I be a gay mystoginist gays are supposed to love women but somehow I despise them and want a strong male bottom rn T-T /vent

I used to always tell fedifrens when I was taking a shower (it's good to know when frens are clean) and someone asked me why I always did that and I got embarrassed and stopped doing it stop taking my identity away from me T-T

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No one loves me
No one loves Jazzy
No girl is clever enough or smart enough or beautiful enough to prove me wrong
And I that's a challenge

Girls I have a sore throat and stuffy nose and ears I need your kisses please 🥺

I'm so envious of all lucky bitches who get to have opiates/vent

Why do so many girls have saggy tits even when they're only in their 20s? Don't get mad I have autism.

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