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Oh wow an asshole who was nice to me so I fell in love with them has abandoned me again what a surprise fucking stupid jerks all I do is be nice and they're like IDC wow great attitude NOT

Why must me and my loves usually be separated by oceans

*Exasperated sassy beurocrat fem voice* "Why the fuck you ain't put yo dick in my lap yet so I can inspect it? The fuck??? PUT IT IN MY LAP, LAY IT DOWN I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!! It better have cheese."

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i lost all my followers and mutuals because of instances going down and having to move and stuff, so id appreciate it if you boosted this so people can find me again

i used to be
@luma@cutiepaws.org and i was briefly @luma@nyaw.org. i'm here on @luma@cubsex.org now. if you were following me before, perhaps youd like to follow me again?

my previous matrix account is also gone, i'm now at
@luma:pawlickers.org

i know this is cringe and people probably dont like it when people do this but i dont care

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBR
I'm gay, I'm map, I'm zoo, but I still put on my sunglasses, get my monster energy drink, smirk, and dance to this album like I was 15 again

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While those remain options, I'm gonna hold an impromptu Halloween Sale! This sale is going to last from now until the end of the day November 7th, 2025.

All sets older than 3 months will be only $15 per set, so 8 sets with variations, all uncensored!

And, as a bonus, if you'd like, I'm offering a special $80 bundle during this time, that's 8 whole months of content, 64 sets! A $40 discount over buying each individually!

Contact me directly either here or on Pixiv and I'll setup a direct sale!

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just bare in mind that the testosterone defense is a legal defense that was used to excuse war crimes during the vietnam war. theres very little evidence testoterone promotes agression and you're helping the men excuse war crimes every time you plant flag on this one.

I watched 2 seasons of Better Call Saul so I know how to navigate the murky waters of an environment like pedi/fedi wisely :3

I'm a mighty morphin power ranger
Now antis can't hurt me
*relaxes in zordons HQ, finally safe*
*other rangers show up*
Oh finally!! I love you guys! Isn't this great? The antis can't get us!
*We all dance in our power ranger suits*

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I lust for fat boys asses now, kissing passionately with fat femboys and sliding onto their cushiony cheeks

I wouldn't even care if her family called me her foreign pet. I'd be obsessed with serving her just like a loyal dog 🥺

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