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I hate people who hurt the feelings of others. That is all. Have a nice day.

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@neechan @Wumpuss @scrungoo @lenkagaminemap@feral.bond being “one of the good ones” means they round you up next week instead of tonight

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A bit of natural cream to get ready to play with my new toy!!! 💦 😈

Thanks Ben!!!...🥵

PD: I have open comms!! for january!! just send me a DM on discord c:

#gwen #ben10 #gwentennyson

I'm not some incel I'm pretty cool and based and I don't say based irl unless I do but I would never do that so I don't, don't worry. And my washing machine leaks. But don't worry I figured that might happen because it's a cheap chinese washing machine so I put it in a tub so if it leaked the tub would catch the water. Except I underestimated the potential water volume a leak could produce, so the tub got almost overfilled, but it didn't, because I caught it in time when getting up to wander around the house for cardio after playing dead island for 4 hours. Well it didn't just leak, I kind of filled it up to do a pre soak and you've got to mix the bleach in before putting clothes in and let it fill up and mix a little bit or the clothes get bleach stains...and you can't just not use the bleach or then they don't get fully cleaned, and I need my clothes to be fully cleaned. Anyway, I wish I wasn't single.

I don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend wtf

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If you're disabled or whatever and not fit you can still get this too. Jazzy is open and lonely, who knows, maybe I'll end up with some total beta femcel loser because she was the only one confident enough to talk me up on the daily thus forming an erotic bond and we'll have phenomenal sex while you're so jealous and you're like "That FEMCEL shouldn't get to have great sex with the legendary Jazzy! I'm a fit supermodel and he likes that! If only I had the courage to be nice and caring and talk to him EVERY DAY because he's SO COOL!!!!!!!"/vent

I still will marry a skinny bish too though if she's fit af/vent I evn like the flat chest too/doublevent

If you're a girl and you want sex with me you've gotta be medically classified as "obese" (muscle weighs more than fat)/vent

Grrrr I'm possessive so only date me if you like that rawr xD

I have to confess something shameful, not because it's racist, but because it's racist. I used to hate bbcs because I was racist.......and I still don't look at them....much..........but I have a big folder, it's like the containment unit from the ghostbusters, where I put any content that has anything to do with bbcs or anyone with dark skin who's NOT getting buttfucked or sucking a dick...............and sometimes I open that cursed folder.......RARELY, RARELY DO I DO IT......but I have been...........thinking of it lately. thinking of that folder.........and opening it......and looking..........and nutting...................I even think about each giant hurtful freakish bbc on screen raping my ungrateful gf who did get raped by a group of black men who I assume had very large cocks, they raped her by tricking her and threatening her, the police had to rescue her from human trafficking........anyway that fucked me up .......I lost my virginity to her......I thought she would be my wife......she was petite just like I liked, I'm not a tall guy so we matched, she was slightly smaller than me......so those bbcs must have really raped her painfully, and I even called her during the search and she had to whisper into her phone because she was so scared and then I heard them say in their ghetto accents ayo who get off dat phone!!!!! And then I couldn't get her again no matter how much I called....so yea, I became a little racist, a little hateful, she left me, or I left her..it's complicated, it's painful, but because she cheated on me when she got raped I have complex feelings, I hate that she got raped, it makes me want to chop off bbcs, but there's part of me that's very angry at her for cheating on me and there's a part of me a dark part that wants to revel in her suffering so I imagine giant bbcs raping her or the giant white dicked friend I had who I didn't know was a rapist that raped her and took her virginity before any of us met and I didn't know until after she and I had bonded. I hate this life I just want a qt who wants a damaged joker boi to be her bf and she won't cheat on him (me, we're talking about me here!) and she won't be all like "I'm leaving you because we just don't fit" and then she goes and gets raped by gangsta rappas and she gets HIV and HPV so bad that her ovaries stop working. /vent /real /I need my fedi partner to hmu in the dms I need to move on from this pain and take the new relationship seriously with someone who gets my freak, like this ex I'm talking about admitted she got fucked by a dog then ghosted me.......like bitch we are so compatible how can you ghost me????? So all you know Jazzy by now, you know Jazzy is pretty much me but just with no social filter, please date me, please, I'm beggin you, I'm a minor celebrity so that's gotta get me SOME points come onnnnnnn please give me attention if we're dating hmu I need your love and attention asap 🥺

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Fiction/Fantasy 

Gang rape young twinks in uniforms who violate other human beings. You can do it, you can just gangrape them. They're so young, they're all caked up, put the ball gag in so they can't say any stupid bullshit and then rape that ass! Clap them cheeks! boi you shouldda thought about your life choices! Wanted to be mr terrorist don't cry now that booty warmin up it's gonna get HOT with all the friction boiiiiii!

I need a femboy who puts dog knots in his asshole and is looking for monogamy with me/srs

4chN waz mean to me
I survived
420chan was mean to me
I survived
Twitter was mean to me
I survived
Discord was mean to me
I survived
Baraag was mean to me
I survived
8chan was mean to me
I survived

Don't gibe up/inspirational

I really feel like unless it's super gently put in like a game of operation (DON'T TOUCH THE SIDES! "O-PER-A-TION"!), MOST PiV sex is kind of like rape, PiA sex too, that's penis in ass if you didn't know. Idk, something about those penises just...seem rapey to me. I'm glad if I ever want to get some person pregnant and they want to be a birthing person or a person of pregnancy, we can do it nice and safely with a turkey baster, no chance for anyone losing control of their bowls that way, sex is far too vigorous when it's enough to cause an orgasm, far too dangerous /vent

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Trunks giving his grandma a gift. What a sweet grandson! Let's see what he got her!

#dragonball #trunks #panchy #comic

Tradwife using the internet for the first time: *GASP* The internet is very UNchristian!!!! *2 seconds later* AHHH PORN SHORT CIRCUITED MY BRAIN I LOVE PORN NOW I'M GOONING

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FUCK some of you little BOOTTTTTTT LICKKKKKKKWRSSSSSSS are SUCKKKKKHHHHHHVJHHHHH a little DISSAPPPPOINTMENN TTTT like BOUGHT OUT JOBBER ALEX JONES what happened to FIGHT AUTHORITY you're NO REAL FOUNDING FATHERS LIKERS, THEY WOULD TAR AND FEATHER YOU!!!/VENT
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