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Yo would you think your classmate was based 🙇 if they said "God I want a pdf file to slam my ass so bad" or would you give them the side eye 😒

Idk what I would have used it FOR but it's GOOD to have precious metals around, including copper.

This is real life copper not Minecraft that's copper I could have fucking used 😡

Don't let motherfuckers take your copper. Cocksucking asshole smoothtalked me into giving him like 2 lbs of copper son of a bitch

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IF we get married that would make us EXTRA productive citizens Mr. State, it would EXPONENTIALLY give you more resources to extract from us!! (hope that was convincing enough to get them to let us love each other)

I'm scared to give my location but let's just say somewhere on the east coast us, Schrodingers location, I am simultaneously there and not there until you open the box (we get married)

Usually I'm not into body shaming but this guy said homophobic shit and antisemitic shit so imma lol he earned some ribbing so this song makes me lol
youtu.be/5fRtyDfRlhY

Why is the government so obsessed with stopping consenting people from having sex based on an unscientific taboo??????

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A small drawing that I added to the drawing of Polyle, based on the character of Malberry, to make a little joke.

Need to maery another feral membor or I'll die whoo will it be 🤔🤔🤔

We are a communal species stop with this "If you do it for validation you're a narcissist" crap, if there is no audience there is no point in putting on the show. Simple fucking as. A person performing stand-up to an empty stadium AS IF IT WERE FULL is a person who has cracked.

I bet so many artists have given up simply because ai exists now so they don't see the point since their grow potential has been drastically reduced

I love porn artists I love porn artists I love porn artists fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai it is not for art I love porn artists and you're killing thrm fuck ai

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i am girl
i hav dick
i want girl
to touch my dick

like if u agree to my policy

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Fuck my femcel life (no I'm not a girl you stupid chuds I'm "trans" and a lesbian and I don't pass and never will)
youtu.be/3qVPNONdF58

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I hate hate hate hate hate parents who are abusive, I hope each one gets their throat slit. CONTROLLING your offspring is abuse, HUNTING them down and TERRIFYING THEM until they're suicidal then USING THAT SUIICDALITY AGAINST THEM is ABUSE and PIGS who collaborate in such activities are TERRORISTS who are RAPING children both PHYSICALLY and SPIRITUALLY (HYPOCRITES) while RIPPING them away from people who actually RESPECT their autonomy and dignity./vent

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