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Yo if the christians gave out a wife with every conversation I would convert, maybe even multiple times if each time I got another wife/vent

I WILL NEVER GET A WIFE WILL I????????? T-T /vent

Nothing is sexier than a pro gay pro palestinian pro muslim east indian catholic girl who believes in tantric sex in a monogamous marriage for herself and her husband (who is me, i am her husband)/begging the universeeeee plzzzzzz gimmeeeee

I will do anything for a wife, anything, I will convert, I will behave, as long as she is a good wife who doesn't shame my boners, gimme a wife. /begging the universe

We're making love. Done playing games. Get in partner. *Car door is wide open, do you get in?*
youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

"Jesus Christ jazzy how high r u gettin"
Me: *all*

Rap song:
I'm gonna get
Higher and higher
Till I die
Till I die
Higher and higher
Askin why
Asking why
Higher and higher into the sky
Into the sky
Higher and higher until I fly
Until I fly
I be flyin
I'm flyin high
I might be dyin
Damn imma die
But for now flyin
I'm flyin high
But damn I'm dyin
I'm gonna die
I get high to suffer the pain
Numb is a lie compound the pain
Medicine used right can cure the brain
Medicine abuse can bring more pain
I seen my best friends get layed out
Murdda
Killed by their own hand splayed out
Hurt-a
The dose makes the posion
Or so the greek said
So use your own head
Put good thoughts instead
Use the medicine responsibily
No constantly puttin in the jab
Keep it on the nab
Don't let it run the show
Don't let it take your glow
Know when your time to go
And don't sow
Those seeds of destruction
Use responsibly with trust in
The greater good before you
Use the reprieve to gain your strength back before they ignore you
The epstein files are real y'all
Peace/rap

I'M GLAD I'M NOT A FATHER I WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH FOR THOSE DAMN KIDS (they deserve better) T-T /vent

I'm getting higher and higher, I'm gonna get higher and higher until I fuck my life up T-T, save me fediwife who hasn't married me yet/vent

Fedifren: Sees jazzy suffer, pussy gets wet for jazzy, refuses own desire, allowes jazZy to suffer more
Jazzy; w-whyyyyy *lips extremely chapped throat very dry*

None of these fedifrens are being my wives and it's breaking my heart it's BREAKING MY HEART!!!!/vent

My penor also works, and is um, it's a size that's like, good for all, it's not too big it's not too small, that's my peenis with twin ball/romantic poem

More romance songs (I'm like a bird i use sound to attract a mate) until I find a wife T-T (I'm a wittle smol bby who's in hiser mid 30s with a booty and muscley arms and pecs)
youtu.be/5xiwxfxVUZA

How do I get a job that's not scamming me? How the fuck do you guys do it?????

YZZAJ boosted

I'm going to keep posting romantic erotic songs in the hopes of getting secual attention until I'm finally married or coupled or whatever with a fellow monogamous pervert/vent
youtu.be/870cSxoRVK8

One of you out there in the world has to be my soulmate, I know it in my heart :cry_konata:

B MY BBY GRL DNT DNY IT U FEEL IT 2 ITS REAL MOVE IN WITH ME BRING YOUR STUFFIES AND FURNITURE WE'LL MAKE IT FIT AND FIGURE IT OUT/vent
youtu.be/-siy9bvPlsA

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