YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Training an llm to be a good being, I've already amended asimovs first law to allow for tiers of life, because I don't want a robot that doesn't give a fuck about protecting puppies.

Guys my area which was like the shire is turning faggotfash, we have this dumb maga bitch fake cunt as one of our local leaders and they're such a retaeded fucking maga cunt. Good news is the dumb fucking hillbillys have been bitching for years about "eeeevil" city people moving out to our area, and when I was a dumb kid I was like yea fuck those city people but after growing for another 20 years and talking and listening for those 20 years, I now am GLAD those "city people" are flooding in, because their votes will change this local REDNECK SHITHOLE RAPIST STRAGGOT place into a hip cool place to live again, see, this used to be a cool place, where I am, because long ago the hicks were too stupid to notice us, but eventually, the dumb fucks noticed, and like the Hobbits in the shire once it gets noticed we were fucked. And now we need to flood the region with enough hobbits that they can flip the area politically to a more amenable legislature in regard to our hobbit kin./vent

Yea no I'm fine guys. I'm not crying and hurting my face from crying so hard and watching this clip on repeat for 15 minutes don't fucking bother me unless you love me...but nobody could love me...I fear.
https://youtu.be/cMf0jWGBVXA

SMEGMA SMEGMA SMEGMA PARTYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Hundreds of basement dwellers assemble and smear their dick cheese in a bowl until it's full and they each take a little cracker and take a bite of the cheese dip)/that's in your head now

"Hello sir, I originated from smegma" and it's just a normal guy with no defects

Imagine being a bby and finding out you were a crippled sperm on the verge of dying and so could technically be considered smegma in origin/lol

Vacuuming up all the smegma drawings into my smegma folder/true

Woah fedifrens got that footlonger (donger)

You guys haven't put your dicks in my butt and I'm glad about that because your dicks are soooooo big it would stretch my butt too much and it'd hurt /complementary

Having [redacted] shouldn't be illegal because when it is it can be used to blackmail anyone so fucking easily, just plant [redacted] and then get them. It's so obvious. /rant

Finally feeling fucking relaxing for the first time in forever, "I'm on that valium, I'm on that flexoril, I'm on that combination of those pills and thc"
https://youtu.be/EQ8ViYIeH04

Will my fedi frens ever forgive me NO because they're not saintly forgivers T-T to all you fedi frens who never hated me, and stuck by, I luv u <3