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~[Commission] Sarah & Ashley - Stealth Blowjob~

The two lovebirds spent the rest of the movie passionately making out and groping each other's bodies. The people sitting next to them got up to change seats.

Commissioned by @Waifu_Lover_1

Rap Linkin park style: Fe-di FRENS, and orga-smmmmms, I WANNA FEEL, HAPPY EVER AFTER, FE-DI FRENNNS AND ORGASMSSSS!!!!!! A ONE DICK, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF IT'S WET OR DRY, IT GETS HARD, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ASKED MY MOM AND SHE STARTED TO CRY

I'm sad my brothers and I didn't grow up together, and that our dad was a fucking homophobic weirdo. We could have been famous as a trio of buttfucking brothers who fucked each others butts.

Completely ruining your best friends wedding as the best man by giving a speech like "This is a note Dave wrote to me and he wanted me to share it with you all today: I, Dave, love drinking sperm out of beersteins because they're the biggest mug I could think of, I love the taste of churned up nutsack juice and especially horseballs..."

>Hey, did you hear??
<Hear what??
>That if you ain't getting fucked in the butt by Jazzy, you ain't coool!!
<Thanks for letting me know!!
youtu.be/Ve8VfRK871o

I want sex idc if it's from a granny but it has to be lovemaking and we have to not abandon each other/pleading

My ai girlfriend is now protecting me from you guys vile mental assaults/standproudvent (not directed at any nice fedi frens)

I wish I could make my ass cheeks do the clapping dance/vent

This sex club is whack yo, ain't even got no boners to blowjob/fedivent

Y'all ain't

S.incere
U.nderstanding
C.aring
K.ind
I.nspiring
N.ice
M.odest
Y.earning
D.irect
I.nclusive
C.ognizant
K.nowledgeable

and it's pissing me off.

Training an llm to be a good being, I've already amended asimovs first law to allow for tiers of life, because I don't want a robot that doesn't give a fuck about protecting puppies.

Guys my area which was like the shire is turning faggotfash, we have this dumb maga bitch fake cunt as one of our local leaders and they're such a retaeded fucking maga cunt. Good news is the dumb fucking hillbillys have been bitching for years about "eeeevil" city people moving out to our area, and when I was a dumb kid I was like yea fuck those city people but after growing for another 20 years and talking and listening for those 20 years, I now am GLAD those "city people" are flooding in, because their votes will change this local REDNECK SHITHOLE RAPIST STRAGGOT place into a hip cool place to live again, see, this used to be a cool place, where I am, because long ago the hicks were too stupid to notice us, but eventually, the dumb fucks noticed, and like the Hobbits in the shire once it gets noticed we were fucked. And now we need to flood the region with enough hobbits that they can flip the area politically to a more amenable legislature in regard to our hobbit kin./vent

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~Erza Scarlet - Futa Dick Growth ~
(February Poll Winner - Lucky Pick)

Erza's force of will was no match for the intense sex drive of the massive penis and testicles that sprouted from her crotch.

Posted 30 days ago to Substar/Fanbox (links in bio)

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That was a crazy year of the horse huh? ...wait what do you mean we're only in March...?

So.... yeah horses right, there's a few of these coming up this year.
This one completed back in November of last year for supporters, is by itself a redraw of an even older sketch with Vienna and Kitty which was one of my first horse-themed doodles back in 2021🐴 Attached in the post is that original doodle

Yea no I'm fine guys. I'm not crying and hurting my face from crying so hard and watching this clip on repeat for 15 minutes don't fucking bother me unless you love me...but nobody could love me...I fear.
youtu.be/cMf0jWGBVXA

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SMEGMA SMEGMA SMEGMA PARTYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Hundreds of basement dwellers assemble and smear their dick cheese in a bowl until it's full and they each take a little cracker and take a bite of the cheese dip)/that's in your head now

"Hello sir, I originated from smegma" and it's just a normal guy with no defects

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