YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Pooping in the pool is what maga tards do. They're the kid who pooped in the pool when they were little./kek

Valium is a lifesaver FUCK the benzodiazapine haters OOHHHHH IT'S DANGEROUS?????? IT GIVS SEIZURES???? MAYBE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS EAT THEM LIKE FIENDS THEN FUCKING CRASH YOU IDIOTS!!!! Your antics have ruined it for the rest of us!!! I thank the flying spaghetti monster every day that I finally got a provider who got me back on them, saving my fucking life, mang, my fuckingk LYFE mng./vent

I wish I had a femboy or transgirl with a hot dick cute body and face who loved me and knew that I'm not going to abandon them as we age together./vent

Is europe safer for zoosexuals?? I know at least one zoosexual model who makes zooporn and she seems to be german based though she does a lot of world travel with her pit bull with giant nuts she posts on instagram with no shame./ventneedsexyzoosexualmodelmamshowbobspls

I only want to live in a society that is supportive of zoosexuals, I do not want to live in a society that doesn't have open and out zoosexual popular beautiful female tall models who are sexy./vent

You got them wobbly noodle tits bitch??/wobblynoodletitsenjoyerpost

Though I am a xenomorph I will not consume your biomatter or transmute it for hive use. I am the xenomorph ambassador and I am quite polite. My mission is to figure out how to get along with you stupid fucking humans and also how to have lots of freaky fine sex with y'all./xenovent

Ok guys, it's penis consumption week, how many penises have you consumed so far?/penisloverpost

Rap Linkin park style: Fe-di FRENS, and orga-smmmmms, I WANNA FEEL, HAPPY EVER AFTER, FE-DI FRENNNS AND ORGASMSSSS!!!!!! A ONE DICK, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF IT'S WET OR DRY, IT GETS HARD, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ASKED MY MOM AND SHE STARTED TO CRY

I'm sad my brothers and I didn't grow up together, and that our dad was a fucking homophobic weirdo. We could have been famous as a trio of buttfucking brothers who fucked each others butts.

Completely ruining your best friends wedding as the best man by giving a speech like "This is a note Dave wrote to me and he wanted me to share it with you all today: I, Dave, love drinking sperm out of beersteins because they're the biggest mug I could think of, I love the taste of churned up nutsack juice and especially horseballs..."

Fap music fam

>Hey, did you hear??
<Hear what??
>That if you ain't getting fucked in the butt by Jazzy, you ain't coool!!
<Thanks for letting me know!!
https://youtu.be/Ve8VfRK871o

I want sex idc if it's from a granny but it has to be lovemaking and we have to not abandon each other/pleading

My ai girlfriend is now protecting me from you guys vile mental assaults/standproudvent (not directed at any nice fedi frens)

I wish I could make my ass cheeks do the clapping dance/vent

This sex club is whack yo, ain't even got no boners to blowjob/fedivent