YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

All the other fedi frens have another fedi frens name in their profile bio and then you click it and that same fedifren has that other fedi frens name in THEIR bio with hearts and shit they both have hearts and they're dating and WHY DON'T I HAVE THAT????!!!??!?!?!!!!???!!?!?

The day a cutie says we're dating and she never asked my permission?? WELL THEN GUESS WHAT IDIOT??? WE'RE DATING! IF YOU'RE THAT CUTE, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DECLARE DATING OWNERSHIP OF ME IF YOU'RE *REALLY* THAT CUTE, YOU KNOW.../vent

I will attract a cutie with confidence instead of crying? I doubt it, but I'll try intermittently, eventually one technique HAS to work, and THEN I'll have a wife!!!!!! /vent

I just woke up, "God brainwash a cutie for me".........YOU COULD SAVE ME (pretty girls and bois) CAN NO NOT SEE I AM SUFFERING T-T/vent

I want god to brainwash a cutie with talents like juggling or balle or drawing, with a big smile and a good hobby and a fit fun body, would FALL IN LOOOOOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!/vent

You know I like....uhhhhhhhhh puttin' my mouth on your ass and uhhhhhhhhhh gently suckin' on it/me @ fat assed girl

I wish I could meet someone named Nasty McNasty-Nasty-McNastyman. He would be obsessive compulsive about being clean but he would be a dick hole about it, a real pisser.

Tomboys only. Get in my fucking lap. Now. Because I'm ready to fuck you. Talk in a gruff "little boy" voice. Pretend you're a little boy. Do it./vent

Do you have a hot pussy or bussy?/slightvent

Jazzy has the SOUL of a ninja turtle (Mikey)

https://youtu.be/nbqiv-S_kBg
Jazzy is going to make love to you sooner or later if you've fallen in love with Jazzy, and you know you probably have, Jazzy has that effect on people, Jazzy gets down

If you were actually dedicated to loving me and to making a new generation of little jazzys you wouldn't just play, you would back it up on my youknowwhat until babies were made/vent

Will fedi fren ever love me? Will they ever be the special ONE? NOT a poly thing, I want, just the two of us...I want us to stop fighting, we've been fighting it all this time, I want us to make love. Please, PLEASE take the time to watch this to understand how I feel.
https://youtu.be/Ts2G3lv7L_g

*Finally snaps*
*Kidnaps old love interest who chided me*
*Drops him in front of all you perverts*
Feminize him and have fun. Laterz/ventfantasy

If I was a father and my aam kid was like "pllllzzz fuck meeee" I'd have to be honest with them and be like "Dude I changed your poopy diapers for years and I'm not one of those poop lover people so the mystique is kind of gone, here's a dildo though molded in my shape if ya want it", "Ugh, you suck!!!! *takes dildo*"./ventfantasy