YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I know I'm gonna get a lot of weird looks and people going that was ugly af but hear me out.............I miss photoshop fakes. Like when an artist would manually take the head of some hot celebrity and put it on the body of a nude chick with a similar body. Some of these people got really good at it, selecting for angle of light in both composites and everything. Then when CG got good enough is when it started becoming less popular, and then AI got good enough and now it's all but dead. There's still a few tracers out there, and they're similar to the photoshop fakes artists, closest thing at least, so not completely dead is the art of rendering eeotica of celebrities in the 2d format without AI. I don't think many of you recognize how sad an end of an era this is, and how unrecognized it will go by the history books, which compounds its sadness. For old time sake, maybe, just maybe, get an actual paper magazine, get two of them, one of PEOPLE and one of some smut rag. And just for old time sake, cut out the head of some sexy hotties and (get a gluestick too, I forgot to say that) glue it right onto the body of another hottie in the porno book, and king, you have just kept alive an ancient tradition, pat yourself on the back, you are a keeper of time now, here is your staff (it's shaped like a dick)./vent

How do you guys do it? I'm talking only to the maps/lolicons/shotacons. There's like, a bunch of you here that seem to have functional romantic relationships. How do you do it? Do you just compartmentalize, keep it private? I'm not built that way unfortunately, I tell my partner shit I probably shouldn't tell them if I want the relationship to last, if I don't want them to spread rumors about me. I trust people too much, or maybe I don't actually know how to trust at all, and I'm actually just gullible. I'm sorry I'm a turd, fedi./vent

Where do I go where there's no ALPHA MALES and there's only REAL MEN who understand their ONLY JOB is to be SERVANTS to FEMS???/vent

*Gains total power and uses it to make you cum, in this moment, you slouch downz, ur phone may even fall out of your hands or you may drop your mouse or slump in your chair, you are having a full on power orgasm, to outside observers it look like you are having a seizure, but really it's a jazzy god orgasm. You're welcome. "But jazzy I got into a fucking car acci-" I said you're welcome, goodbye.*

To be a good person you just have to try and help.

I have learned how to be a good person

Hugs

Fuck this shit. I'm living for me again. Yea yea yea I know, "that's so hot omg", it's the cosmic joke of the universe. I will literally kill you if you won't fuck out of my way and yet inexplicably that makes your pussy wetter, and I really am fucking serious, I will fucking kill you, I will even eat you, and now look, you fucking orgasmed when I said that, see? You have a fucking problem. Go away from me.

It will still sell cheesecakes just with mascots that are cuties from various medias

There's a brand my people talk about calles the cheesecake factory, it's an eatery that sells, you guessed it, cheesecakez, and I think they should REBRAND ENTIRELY to softcore drawn pornography, commonly known as cheesecake, lots of lolis in bathing suits, succubi with big cleavege, etc., it'll be the businesses entire new image, the hook will be "these cuties serve you cheesecake like an assembly line!"/ventidea

I like shrek porn. I wish it was more popular, because there needs to be more on-model shrek, fiona, and donkey, fucking and sucking/vent

All the other fedi frens have another fedi frens name in their profile bio and then you click it and that same fedifren has that other fedi frens name in THEIR bio with hearts and shit they both have hearts and they're dating and WHY DON'T I HAVE THAT????!!!??!?!?!!!!???!!?!?

The day a cutie says we're dating and she never asked my permission?? WELL THEN GUESS WHAT IDIOT??? WE'RE DATING! IF YOU'RE THAT CUTE, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DECLARE DATING OWNERSHIP OF ME IF YOU'RE *REALLY* THAT CUTE, YOU KNOW.../vent

I will attract a cutie with confidence instead of crying? I doubt it, but I'll try intermittently, eventually one technique HAS to work, and THEN I'll have a wife!!!!!! /vent

I just woke up, "God brainwash a cutie for me".........YOU COULD SAVE ME (pretty girls and bois) CAN NO NOT SEE I AM SUFFERING T-T/vent

I want god to brainwash a cutie with talents like juggling or balle or drawing, with a big smile and a good hobby and a fit fun body, would FALL IN LOOOOOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!/vent

You know I like....uhhhhhhhhh puttin' my mouth on your ass and uhhhhhhhhhh gently suckin' on it/me @ fat assed girl

I wish I could meet someone named Nasty McNasty-Nasty-McNastyman. He would be obsessive compulsive about being clean but he would be a dick hole about it, a real pisser.