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Anyone who wants to can watch teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie (1990) at any time today or some time this week, it's the first movie of pedi movie club. I want to start a pedi movie club, and we'll watch movies and talk about them. I can also run a pedi book club too. The movie and/or book could be announced every Sunday, and then we'd all have a whole week to watch it or read it (I will only pick SHORT ones that can be finished in a week) and then talk about it. Tags that let other club members find posts should be used. Tag ideas, , you could come up with your own if you want! Reminder to find a good pirate streaming site and have your ad blocker turned on, and you don't need a subscription to anything or to buy any discs and have them delivered, just sail and watch. Hope we can talk and become better friends, we'll make a better community! Remember not to dox yourself and remember antis could be trying to infiltrate any time. It's better to be persistent than to give up, remain cautious, enjoy the stories, and stay curious. When we have more members besides myself I think it would be fair of me to get people's votes on what the movie/book should be. Let's kick shell! TMNT (1990) is this weeks movie, watch at any point during the week, get together under this thread (or make your own) to make memes, post thoughts or commentary, or just chat about the story, jokes and "dunking" are allowed, but please try not to ruin the space for anyone else by being overly negative, a joke is fine, an entire character based around hatred of an artform is not. Please enjoy respectfully, people worked hard on these, despite capitalist overlords pretending they're just another product, they're art.

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I wish I could marry Alley Kotetsu and protect her from stupid evil antis, I saw a STUPID UGLY ANTI in a STUPID VIDEO ON YOUTUBE saying HORRIBLE things about her like a, AAARRRRAAHHHHHHH LIKE SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO LEARN A LEASON ABOUT POLITENESS!!!!!!!!!/vent

I wish I had cool people to train who i knew weren't scumbags, but true honorable sigmas like me. I could teach them the ancient art of the ninja. But alas, there are no people cool enough -OH MY WHAT'S THIS???? COULD IT BE? A PERSON COOL ENOUGH TO USE NINJITSU ON A RAPISTS PENIS????/ventfantasy

I wanna be a wife guy. That's all I want./vent

Huh, I never payed attention to follower counts but I have quite a few here on gl.c, I feel I should post higher quality content like I used to instead of using this place to vent what I can't in normie spaces. The reason I stopped posting my art and stopped making art entirely shortly after was because I was so so so so so scared of having my artstyle identified by markers I myself didn't even recognize were there, especially with the rise of autism, and then AI hit and I got REALLY scared that someone would somehow be able to identify me through my art because I want to post art as both my real self (socially appropriate art) and as Jazzy (perverted art by an open nomap/zoofag queer deemed mentally ill by society), how do I stop because I'm crying myself to death over these antis, I've stopped multiple careers and quit everything, every hobby, I've just been waiting to die because of these antis. There. Now you know the real Jazzy. I have been trauma dumping and fartposting and being dumb but I'm not ok. Because of these antis and because of lack of support. Hypnotist Sappho disappearing, Mr. Girl turning out to be a fucking creep, my hope just kept getting so fucking shredded. I'm so depressed. I know the sharks might circle and I'll bop their fucking noses if they do, I'm not limp just yet you bastards, but I'm hoping this is more of a signal flare to actual frens. Jazzy needs your help, seriously. The depression is fucking deep. Jazzy has a timeline if things don't get better...Jazzy will probably pussy out but it's a bad sign to have a timeline./vent

Me schizophrenically hunched over my phone taking screenshots because I want to capture the momant the Instagram thicc girl in barely any clothes drops her whole ass down on a soft mannequins face EXACTLY when the shockwave is MID ripple, because I wanna learn to drawn that...I wanna learn to drawn that reall good...

"Splinter taught them to be nin-jaaA TEeEEns! (Hes-a-Radical-Rat!!)" lives rent free in my fucking head. Who wants to have sex with me?/ventfession

Y'all pls don't judge me but I just had a very fulfilling and relaxing fap while listening to religious texts being read aloud, it was like peaceful asmr/ventfession

Be my trans mommy and be nice and let me kiss your butt cheeks against the will of society while I'm in littlespace and don't make fun of me for it then let me fuck you with my super small cock that makes you cum harder than a big giant cock because of how wrong it is UwU/vent

I need to be a little boy topping a trans grownup I'm so fucked unless they come out with age reduction machines so I can be little again and be paired with my new trans mommy to worship as both her son and lover/vent

I hope I make ladies wet with my honesty and vulnerability/vent

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I forgive females for their weak bodies, I was holding that grudge against them for a long time and couldn't admit it, ladies, I'm sorry for lacking respect for you because you're so dainty and could never ever win against me in an arm wrestling match, that's wrong of me, you deserve respect no matter how overpowerable you may be, I guess my frustration comes from my own insecurities, it scares me to see you get hurt or fall down so I hate seeing you do risky things and I say "you're too weak for that therefore you're taking dumb risks" when really what I mean is "I'm scared for you because I'm not confident enough to trust in you"/ventmildsexism

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YO wait a minute..........what if a rich guy steals your balls, implants them on top of HIS balls so they'll put the sperm up FIRST because and they'll BLOCK the other BALLS, and then that rich guy RAPES SOMEONE with YOUR BALLS and gets them PREGNANT? HOW will you prove the dna test only prove he stole your balls and NOT that you were the one raping with those balls???/blackmirror

As my calm increases, my flaccid penis length keeps increasing (hard penis length remain unchanged)

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~Mari's monkey pajama's Part 2~

some guy in a costume, I swear. Part 3 cumming soon

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