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someone needs to make an anime one of those ones where you're reincarnated but they're reincarnated as a shota surrounded by fat mommies and fit mommies and lolis and all kinds of hot aunties and grandmas and babysitters and teachers and some of them are male and have big pecks and nipples for the shota to suck on even though they're men/ventventvent

"Oh wow I'm scared of doing the governpigs homework for it I have to do it or I'll get in trouble" NIGGER YOU ARE A FUCKING SLAVE ON A FUCKING PLANTATION YOU STUPID ASS DONKEY, THEY WASTED THEIR TIME TEACHING YOUR DUMB FUCKING ASS TO READ BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY AIN'T PICKED UP A HISTORY BOOK NOT ONCE/vent

Also fuck taxes only pussies care about taxes, white bitches, cracker shit that's what that is, I don't even make any money bitch I live like a monk angels suck my dick every day that's how much god loves me but I don't brag I keep it to myself yet these bitches are still stressin despite my divine example *shits in hand* pfft these motherfuckers ain't shit!?!?!? *I smear the dookie on my mothers husbands car handles and windows* /vent/fiction/fantasy

My dumbass mothers husband (NOT my stepfather, I REFUSE to call him that) is stressed about taxes because he's a stupid idiot, like hey, idiot, why don't you learn how to not be so stressed, dummy?

Incel journal entry #398: My mother said I should take a shower, I believe she is being aroused by my male 35yo scent and wishes for me to remove the temptation

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I think I'm addicted to the nuns from @Ponpu

I hope there's no cure, they're just too adorable!!

#Loli #Lolicon #Ponpu #Nun

Sad song:
I miss when other pervers would talk to me.......*sad harp sounds*
They would say, "Hey, Jazzy!" *Brass swells*
But as the tiiiiime goes ooooon *Brass swings*
Theses perverts one by one are gone *brass settles into a steady but mildly now upbeat tone*
Yet, *brief pause in orchestra*, I'm still hereeeeeee *Orchestra resumes*
I'M STILL HERE AND I'M OVER THE MOOON *orchestra really swings now*
I'm still jazzin, I'm still razzin, though I'm BLUEEEEEEEUUUUEUUEEEUUUUEEEEE *orchestra swells*
They told me I would have one chance *music lowers*
To do it right and nail the dance
*music holds, bobbing*
They may have cast poor Jazzy ouuuuuut
*Music swells again*
But this old dance *jazzy winks, orchestra mellows toward a sensually sizzling conclusion*
Is what Jazzys allllll abouuuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooouuuhhhAAAAAAAAAOOUUUUAAAAAOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAIAOAOAIOOTTT YA! *orchestra swell and climax to silence*

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Now that I identify as BLACK (I understand I'm black now!) I can even enjoy BBC porn because I can self insert and put my bbc in those rascally whites!!!!/ventblacknow

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If you're a bjj girl and you got that jiggly ass why ain't you lettin' me respect it? Ya gotta show it to me if you want me to respect it (how can I respect what I cannot see?)/vent

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When I see that SHOCKWAVE ripplin' through your fatty butt..............gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

If you're going to be fat and sexy could you be fat and sexy in my bed please with your big jiggly ass?/venthope

Anyone who wants to can watch teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie (1990) at any time today or some time this week, it's the first movie of pedi movie club. I want to start a pedi movie club, and we'll watch movies and talk about them. I can also run a pedi book club too. The movie and/or book could be announced every Sunday, and then we'd all have a whole week to watch it or read it (I will only pick SHORT ones that can be finished in a week) and then talk about it. Tags that let other club members find posts should be used. Tag ideas, , you could come up with your own if you want! Reminder to find a good pirate streaming site and have your ad blocker turned on, and you don't need a subscription to anything or to buy any discs and have them delivered, just sail and watch. Hope we can talk and become better friends, we'll make a better community! Remember not to dox yourself and remember antis could be trying to infiltrate any time. It's better to be persistent than to give up, remain cautious, enjoy the stories, and stay curious. When we have more members besides myself I think it would be fair of me to get people's votes on what the movie/book should be. Let's kick shell! TMNT (1990) is this weeks movie, watch at any point during the week, get together under this thread (or make your own) to make memes, post thoughts or commentary, or just chat about the story, jokes and "dunking" are allowed, but please try not to ruin the space for anyone else by being overly negative, a joke is fine, an entire character based around hatred of an artform is not. Please enjoy respectfully, people worked hard on these, despite capitalist overlords pretending they're just another product, they're art.

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