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Guys I wondered just now, is the secret government not placing me in my throne because I still goon? Do I have to stop gooning for them to register me as world savior/leader/godking?

I just was googling Chyna images to masturbate to and learned she attended the 2001 nickelodeon kids choice awards dressed like this 👀😍🤫🧸🍭 (she's hot and later went on to do porno where she sucked lots of dicks and got banged lots and even got DPd in a gangbang and did a super hot porn where she was shehulk before she sadly died rip)

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Evil Morty taking a Rick on a date only to drug and date rape him violently

If you want to know what my perfect woman lolks like just look at any picture of Chyna (rip) in wwf before she got facial surgery (she thought she needed to look more feminine but she was PERFECT!) /ventfession

I still can't believe evil ConserviTARDS tried to cancel Miss Rachel for being *checks notes* being too pure hearted and kind.

youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
RIP
Only 50
Really puts things in perspective
I have to stop being alone, married or not I need to settle down before IM dead...I don't want my most successful relationship to be with a bpd hottie with a body who was hiding things from me and then cheated on me and got gangraped by the strangers she was cheating with. /depressed

Fiction/Fantasy 

Casting a spell that kills ALL the rich people and EVERY chad but leaves ALL beautiful women and femboys unscathed, and then if they want a MAN, ANY MAN, they'll HAVE to choose YOU!!!!! No more chad hypnotizing them and brainwashing them so they don't tell him to GET AWAY because he's obvi an ABUSER by the amount of BRAGGADOCIOUS claims coming out his MOUTH!!!!!!! Then they'll finally be forced to learn what a REAL man is!!! A SENSITIVE man! A sensitive man who doesn't MAKE FUN OF YOU and giggle like it's cute, HIJACKING your brain to MAKE you giggle until you're TRAPPED and BRAINWASHED!!! THIS is the INSIDIOUSNESS of CHAD!!!!! /vent

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I need a pedomommy who doesn't believe in spanking so she can protect me from my evil childhood spanking traumas /vent

If I could get fucke din the butt by someone who shot BIG loads I would do it but ONLY if it got stored in my balls so **I** could shoot big loads next (I DON'T like getting fucked in the ass so this tells you had bad I want my loads to be BIG) /vent

Need to find a pedomommy who's not abusive so she'll be nice to me even though I'm a little boy UwU /vent littlespace

Section of brain A146B: I'm glad I'VE never molested a child
Section of brain 612A49: Bro that's weird to say
Section of brain A146B: Oh, so you're DISAPPOINTED about this?
Section of brain 612A49: *Glares*
Section of brain A146B: Yea stfu, don't try and highroad me you skank
/vent

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I'm autistic. Like actually I have that classification. If this wilk make you nicer to me or be attracted to me cool. I'm not HEAVILY autistic, I can like, talk about stuff, but sometimes I ramble....and sometimes I can't tell when you want me to shutup. But I have lots of normal traits! Like I can grow, prep, and cook food! I can milk a cow BY HAND, and by extension goats, I can do LOTS of stuff but just because I want to be a monogamous pervert who has no job ladies seem to hate me and femboys too, they see the pretty cherub like face and my best mood and they assume I'll be the one to save them from their dreary days, bitch I need you to save me from my dreary days too, damn, help a brotha out T-T /vent

Need to fuck a homo ballstouching style, need to fuck that femboy till our balls are smooching /tbh

I feel like evil government agents have tried to tempt me by pretending to be so many lgs, and I always shut them down. This is how I imagine they look like. A skinny richard Nixon, he looks dead inside. He is wearing his work suit, but with a fluffy pink ribbon in a bow stuck to the top of his head, a half deflated helium balloon, and a big giant flat round lolipop. JUST LET PEOPLE BE IN LOVE!!!!! /vent

Pedo mommy who sucks her own sons cock and even gets pregnant by him: *receives award from the healthy family society for being the mother of the year*

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