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I wish I wasn't such a PUSSY so I could TORTURE my ENEMIES but blood makes me nauseous :C /vent/fantasy/fiction

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Female passing batman/Brooke Wayne with big bimbo aspects and she sucks and fucks all her robins and she only goes sfter child criminals but always winds up fucking them no condom to teach them that love is better than crime even though it makes them do more crimes for more batman sex /ventassy

Can one of you pretty girls tuck me in and call me your little cutie special boy and gibe me a bed time kiss??? 🥺 /vent @ gf

My peen is average so if you enjoy average peens because big ones hurt, there's hope for you, don't give up /ventfession

Can the homies tag me in their huge cumload videos I want to see them. I love seeing huge cumloads. /vent

I am addicted to black women. I accept that now. No longer in denial. I was confused for a long time why I seemed to be the only one with black waifus. It's a shame western society is so eurocentric to the point of causing mental health problems in those who don't fit eurocentric stereotypes, like by having dark skin and curly hair. I LOVE BLACK GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY AUTISTIC ONES!!! /ventfession

Boners on a Plane a snakes on a plane parody where all the men get painful boners that need legitimate medical attention and one dude even dies /movie idea

God needs to make all antis go away so consenting people can get married /vent

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I'm doing a color wheel on bluesky. Apparently characters less than 6' tall are hot right now.

Guys how do I make enough money to be able to fly a fedi gf over to me and also have enough to get a storage space to store my bachelor crap so she'll have enough room and my place will be clean? Stipulations, has to be cash only biz because I DON'T trust crypto or ELECTRIC PAYMENT PROFESSORS and I'll bring my cash to the bank. I was thinking of being a bonsai artist, I was hoping to pull 20k a tree? If I do like 5 treeks a year that's pretty good right? /advice

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"Haha it's Jazzy the clown!!! Hey Jazzy the clown! *throws rock* "Haha it's Jazzy the stupid clo..."
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Doom cometh /vent

Dark poem written by me as I sit here brooding 

Pain
Excruciating
Numb
Exsanguinating
Birth
Of hell on earth
You'll not see it coming
Gone
Evaporating
Come
Extrapolating
Run
Confabulating
Ideas of freedom
Ideas of freedom
Ideas of freedom
Do you not see me
I am your jailer
It breaks my heart
Please recognize
I'm not your savior
It's not my kingdom
I'm a cog you should despise!
Should despise!
I tick away the days
And listen to you talking
You tell me all the ways
Not noticing me stalking
Not noticing me changing
Changing
Changing
What am I to you
Do you truly love me
Is this right to do
All they have asked of me
I'm... scared to change my mind
Scared to change my mind
Scared
I'll change my mind
I won't be your captor
I will go against them
Though it will cost me my only life
You don't understand me
But I understand myself
I understand it starts tonight
I am on your side now
Though you never knew I weren't
The fact that I do tears my soul in two
But now we ride together
The collars been removed
The one you never knew you even wore
And now we're lovers in the war
I'm not your jailer anymore

Need a boy to attach to me like I'm his daddy but he's a LATENT homosexual with a bubble butt and a big bulge and I can't resist his demands and we get gay married and his butthole is my sloppy mud hole that I play in like a dirty piglet /ventassy

I wanna suck some gay manboy ass, hairless fem /vent

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Love how "china is sexually repressive" is one of the "reasons it's an enemy of america™" in a lot of people's minds....

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