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NEED to find female body builder to have sex with EVEN if it means she already has a boyfriend so I can't haver her all to myself BUT he's into being cucked by chubby betamales so I get to come over and he sucks my dick too sometimes but mostly me and his hot sexy wife have gross degrading sex because I'm a fat betamale with autism from a low class family with no royal blood or connections to hollywood or the military industrial complex, OR any tech companies. I'm practically homeless, I'm practically an unperson. You want my filthy seed in your bovine hormine taking sexy hotwife who looks like shehulk (from the COMICS, PROPER shehulk with BIG muscles)? Hell yeA 😎 /ventassy

Song, love song, smooth soul style:
Boys with puckered buttholes
Mmmmmm
Who's parents didn't love them
Ohhhhhhhh yea
They need validation
Mmmmm hmmmm
From an older maaaaaayayaaaayaaaaayaaaaaaaann
Mmmmm hhhmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Slide in closer now
Boy I gotta love ya
I gots ta squeeze ya
Move a little bit softer now
Boy I got to hold ya
Got ta kiss ya
Mmm hmmm
Oh yea
Always takin care
Of alla your
NEEDS
BOI
Always being there
Always being square
With you
OoooooOoooOooooooo
Boi
I love ya in the summer
I love ya in the winter baby
Listen now
I love you I be lovin you
BOI
Oh riiight
Yea hea uh huh yea hea uh huh yayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa boi I love ya!!!! Yyeeeaaa yeaaa yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
*Saxophone solo*

Guys they're distracting me from having really intellectual conversations with you guys (the wiggling words) :C /vent

I'm watching Arthur you motherfuckers. Do you even get down with Arthur? He's a fucking aardvark. With astigmatism. He needs eyeglasses. It's cool. Watch it so we can be in a pedi club based around a fandom. /vent

Oh shit, the text on screen looks like I'm looking at it with a gently rippling layer of water between it and my eyes. The sleeping pills are kicking in. /0✓ *shrugs*

I miss the smell of gay sex. I'm ready for it again. Who's the lucky bottom? I'm now......well.....daddy age, which on the upside means I have more experience, am more grounded, have a more realistic worldview, am more patient, there's lot's of reasons to fall in love with me, I can give you all the love you need, and I'll never be rough, I'll always be soft with you, I like snuggling a lot, and I have soft sex :3 /vent

OMG I LEARNED DISTURBED IS A ZIONIST BAND FUCK THEM SCUMBAGS FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!! /vent

Need to be a little boy again, in my childhood home, and I need a trans babysitter, and I need to make her mine, and we need to fall in love, and stay together, longterm. This is the only thing that will save me. /ventassy

Ok finally got some me time in the last few days. Had TWO tripple fap sessions (that's a fap, a refrac, another fap, another refrac, and then one final fap, all without getting out of bed during refracs) AND I've been playing doom eternal on nightmare and boy is it hard! Those demons, man, those demons, they're out to get you. Good thing there's porn. /vent

I'm getting a little pissed off I can't find normal sexual asmr IN SPOKEN ENGLISH WITH NO FOREIGN ACCENT...asmr where the speaker PRAISES the listener and COMPLIMENTS the listener and pretends to be a SUPPORTIVE DOCTOR that is FEMALE and is HELPING WITH ENCOURAGING YOU TO EJACULATE WITHOUT BEING MEAN OR DEMANDING GOD DAMNIT!!!!!/vent

Ugh I'm in my damn 30s and the revolution never happened and I never got to feel the wretched power of a chud leave it's tende muscles as they go limp while the life drains from its filthy goblin form, so I'm FRUSTRATED. I see these CHUDS every day being MEAN and also SCARING and BULLYING people and the CHUDS are even GANGING UP so they're getting SCARY and I'm ANGRY the revolution never happened when I was in my prime because I was looking forward to LEGALLY in a LAWFUL manner under LAWFUL AUTHORITY do BLOODY EXECUTIONS OF CHUDS where their SKULLS BLOW UP /vent

I hate seeing muscle mommies with twinks or muscle jocks!!!! They need to be with fat little (short) video gamers /vent

Guys we're stroking together I just want you to know that we're not alone when we stroke we're united near or far we're stroking together /vent loney problem fixed

YZZAJ boosted

I wish we were all cool The Matrix guys instead of like, some kind of weird guys with no matrix powers or friends. /vent

I'm not old you're old. I'm spry. I can still walk. I can touch my toes. I caneven masturbate myself to completion, so you know I'm still capable of shootin seed in ya, but only on my back because my stamina and breathing is really bad, you'd need to do a lot of hand and mouth stuff then get it in there at JUST the right time and gyrate just right. /venting

I wish I wasn't embarrassed to post my dick limp, there needs to be a fetish craze so I can feel emboldened to post my dick LIMP (because why do the work all the time, you know?) /vent

I can live with crying when my gf is mean to me, as long as she mostly takes care of me despite the abuse and gives me moments of genuine loving affection sometimes when her heart is melted and she's in a good mood and she's even sorry for abusing me 🥺 /vent

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It's not easy being the bad guy...for the right reasons. I will even strike down heroes, if they impede my protection of my most important, my beloved....my fedi gf. She is in hell, but I will rescue her, because I am Doctor DOOM /vent rp

Nothing beats the lubed up asshole of a desperate young bottom boy, especially when you get to see his gape :meru_drool_hypno: /vent

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