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You guys seem more "in the loop", like you guys seem pretty hip. So where's the site I can find todays equivalent of youtube poops at their height of insanity? I want spongebob saying the n word. I want comments enabled. I want squidward arguing with trump all using clips of sound bites and no ai. I want bad movies to be made fun of and for bad movie actors to be made fun of with unflattering edits of their movies. This is what I want, it was taken, and I want it back. /angry vent

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I'm going to find beautiful women in prison and start writing to them. Maybe. Hot muscle mommy who's in prison for....not important, what IS important is that she has abs and falls in love with me and we get married and she gets out in under a few years and we have lots of soft romanc sex /ventassy

How can I EVER have sex with a beautiful girl that society shuns? (romance sex not desperate sex, relationship sex, we're in love, she loves me, doesn't cheat on me) /vent

I wish a gay trans fem pedophile with cock and balls was my wife and bottomed as often as possible and only for me and I'll be a little boy even though I'm over 30 :3 /ventassy

Not fair I'm not a fedi celebrity like I used to be. Yea sure it was lots of antis asking RUDE questions and telling me they'll GET me but still........I was FAMOUS!!!! /vent

I know your parents don't understand you, you've been lurking online for so long, seeing things those who believe they have authority over you forbade you to see, and now, you're growing up. They finally can't stop us from being together. Soon, you can come to me, and be wraped in my dracula cloak, protected, safe, in my embrace. The normie world can be escaped my love, I live in a cabin, it's not glamorous, but you'll be with your husband, wife, whatever term makes you feel safe, but I have a dick n balls and small titties and a stupid beard that I have to shave but once I do that I'm nice and pretty, a little cute ar least. Love you UwU <3<3<3 /vent

Now I know how to treat a girlfriend/wife, I've gotta be sigma. Yea, I cooked dinner, it's artisinal and delicious, no, I'm not asking you to eat with me, I'm telling you, I'm available, I have food for you, come by, eat, do not ask me questions, eat, relax, talk about yourself, or talk about nothing, but enjoy yourself, or we can't have this tine together. /sigma maxing making my egf wet I bet

I'm being more real with my mom, demasking, giving zero fucks (not meanly or rudely), and our relationship is stressing me out less. Grow some balls anons. Stop having anxiety over pleasing mommy. She'll start calling you a good boi more and even respecting you. Fucked up, but that's the way the world works. Gotta EARN those good boy points by being SIGMA. /based vent

I need a gen zer who loves my cock and balls and kisses and I'll let them have co ownership of all my shit via marriage :meru_drool_hypno: /vent

Yo these gen zers are really cute, even when they're chubby they're still fuckable. Need a gen zer to move in with me and be my bride :3 UwU /vent

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UUGGGGHHH my twitter appeal did NOT go through :cryingcat: What hurts the most are all my likes, which I mostly used for 3D models people released publicly so I could maybe use them later, but now I gotta remember a bunch of my likes and also remember who I used to follow :apu:

For anyone who's had their Twitter account suspended, are there any things I should look out for when making a new twitter acocunt? :tomone5656_thinking:

Just had mind blowing sex (with myself aka masturbation or selfsex) watching a sexy gooning playlist of public exposure (femboys and cis gorls), zoophilia, and lots of r34 incest animations. /ventfession

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Not interested in a woman who doesn't love little boys. She has to be a foot taller than me and call me her little prince and not be mad that I don't have a job because I smoke weed all day instead. /vent

I'm getting better at doom eternal nightmare. Punk ass game asked me if I want SENTINAL ARMOR after dying a bunch and I said FUCK THAT SHIT DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?????????? And I'm getting more adept at RAPING DEMONS. /update gaming vent

I feel bad for the bitches who got titties so big they look deformed /ventempathy

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