YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If my ass could get slammed by big fat dicks I'd be out there bottoming for sure. Alas, my butthole hurts a lot when something gets in it, unless I'm passionately in love with the person but ABUSE has RUINED MY HEART so I fear I will NEVER BOTTOM AGAIN /vent

Please enter roleplay space with me, I respect your sexuality, I respect us, I am not expressing internalized homophobia rn: OPEN YOUR FAGGOT ASS QUEER, I'M ABOUT TO POUND YOUR HOLE SO HARD YOU'LL BEG TO BE STRAIGHT BY THE END OF IT! THAT'S HOW I'LL CONVERT YOU TO BE STRAIGHT YOU DISGUSTING SISSY PRETTY FAG YOU ARE MAKING ME HARD AF AND YOU NEED TO STOP IT SO I'LL TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON OK HERE WE GO ARRRAAUUUGGGGGGHUUUHHGAAHHH /rp

Ohhhhnnnnffffff uunf yea hunnffff ohhh hnnnffff yea unnf (me imagining giving her "backshots" as they call doggy style these days) /fantasy

Only date me if you're cool with doing dora the explorer rp where you're dora and you want sex /vent

If you're a girl with muscles it's pretty fucked up for you to not be attracted to me, I'm the main character afterall /vent

I tricked googles ai into giving me a sexually explicit rap about me fucking scooby doo with the approval of the mystery gang (they're supporters) I just had to use coded language. Like we gobbled eachothers hot dogs, I helped him and got myself inside his tight satchel, he moaned in exstasy from the relief, ect. ect. /win

Seeing media pearl clutch about porn and then getting bitch slapped by the culture at large: We comin out the goon cave with this one

I'm NOT LOVABLE!! Now, if you LOVE ME you have to prove me wrong by LOVING ME EXTRA HARD. /vent

I'm jealous of you guys (every other fedi fren pulls mad pussy, I just KNOW it I can TELL!) /vent