YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

It should be legal to hunt redditors and kill them if they're being rude, I AS PRESIDENT DO HEREBY SIGN THIS INTO LAW, THE HUNTING FAT OR SKINNYFAT LOSERS, WHOS BICEPS WILL NEVER BE LARGE ENOUGH, AND WHOS STOMACHS WILL ALWAYS BE FLABBY, THESE CREATURES HAVE TOO LONG ENJOYED OUR SUNLIGHT, TODAY THEIR SAFETY ENDS, AND A NEW ERA OF PURITY BEGINS! Redditors start getting found by the redditor killing taskforce, or RKT, these ugly loser redditors with their pathetically annoying insults will get RKTd, so hard, in their assholes, with the RKT-stick, a pole so that the offensive redditor can be raped from a distance so the officials don't have to be near the smell. /ventassy

I wish I could tell the electrons in the internet to KILL a user and they would KILL that user. I'd just say "Fucking kill them and make them know it's me and make them know what they did and then fucking kill them" and they would do it. /Ventassy

The "damn son whered ya find this" audio clip but it says "that child can consent" in the exact same excited tone before the bass drops /ventassy

Need a hot woman who doesn't let her hotness go to her head and doesn't try to trade up because she loves me and I love her and we love each other even into our old and wrinkly years /ventassy

My version of batman is actually a protector of maps who aren't rapists and who respect littles and he BEATS UP antis trying to hurt these maps and scare their partners!!! /ventassy

A reddit user has crossed me, so now I have used witchcraft to curse them, they will get a good butteaping from an invisible demon from hell, and then they'll get cancer and die. It's based having magic powers!!!! /ventassy

Baby do you need coffee? Are you hydrated? I brought you your favorite snack without you even asking me to. Oh, are you ok, your energy seems, got it, right away babe, I'm going to the store now to get you pads *kiss* /ventassy being in love is about more than sex you know, I'm a GOOD boyfriend!