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Fuck it.
If I cannot take my GF to a luxurious restaurant, I will just go with my sister.
@LukeAlmighty sisterfucker
Why can't you take the GF?
@dave
Because she is square root of -100
@LukeAlmighty @dave you'll get her one of these days, I believe in you
@LukeAlmighty incest wincest?
@Loki
Nah, she doesn't want kids...
@LukeAlmighty don't be like the guys in Alabama! At least use a condom after the date ends!
