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If I hear a single feminist complain about bleeding one more time, I'll throw a bottle at them.
It's almost as if they didn't know the feeling of just waking up all covered in cum for no fucking reason.
I literally have to plan for this on any trip longer then 5 days... 
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@beardalaxy
Not an easy task on a festival.
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@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy have sex
Hyperhidrosis 
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@LukeAlmighty There's a way to patch this.
Get into really arousing situations irl but instead of masturbating or sexing punch the shit out of your balls. Now in your dreams when sexy things happen you won't cum.
Get into really arousing situations irl but instead of masturbating or sexing punch the shit out of your balls. Now in your dreams when sexy things happen you won't cum.
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@Hyperhidrosis
That sounds like a time tested christian solution.
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@LukeAlmighty or just masturbate