@LukeAlmighty @alyx I remember playing that!

Now that I dabble in game development, and am a proud owner of a degree in software engineering, I'm stunned by this title.
The amount of features here, like warning you when an opponent is near, and about to overtake you, the various animations, the physics, and being able to run on smoothly in DOS on an ancient machine...

Simply amazing!
A work of genius.