What's the dumbest Harry Potter lore part, and why is it the moving stairs?
@RehnSturm256 @LukeAlmighty Never seen/read or otherwise consumed any Harry Potter media. But this amuses me greatly.
@disabled @LukeAlmighty clearly Rowling is a brilliant author with great vision… hah ha 
@RehnSturm256 @LukeAlmighty What if her whole identity was just a long eleborate troll and she just posted something one day saying. “Guys, I don’t know how you didn’t notice this yet…but it’s J.K Rowling, J.K Rowling. I was Just Kidding guys!” and we fell for it hook line and sinker.
And to think we could actually magic away our piss and shit…but it was all a facade! 
@disabled @RehnSturm256 @LukeAlmighty She’s british, i doubt she’s that self aware.
Time travel's right in the first book, but I never read any of the others to see it get destroyed.
@apropos @LukeAlmighty I’m not sure 
i didn’t read past three. I hope it’s retconned lol.
@RehnSturm256 @apropos
I can see JK write an entire chapter in her new book about shitting on the floor just to make it cannon.
@LukeAlmighty nothing tops the dumb time travel things given out to kids that also got destroyed entirely in the next book.
Or the fact - I kid you not - that wizards didn’t use toilets or latrines, they just dumped wherever and magicked it away
like wtf, even cavemen picked designated holes and buried their crap iirc.