@LukeAlmighty nothing tops the dumb time travel things given out to kids that also got destroyed entirely in the next book.
Or the fact - I kid you not - that wizards didn’t use toilets or latrines, they just dumped wherever and magicked it away
like wtf, even cavemen picked designated holes and buried their crap iirc.
@RehnSturm256 @apropos
I can see JK write an entire chapter in her new book about shitting on the floor just to make it cannon.