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Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

I completed a quest and saw another quest mark near me on the map. So, I go there.

Some apartment door. Ok... I open them, and an old hag is inside, laying on the bed.
> "Didn't expect me, did you"

Out of nowhere, without any option a sex scene starts playing.

After the cutscene was done, It says "quest complete."

I got fucking raped in a game... That's new.

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@LukeAlmighty Meredith?

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@icedquinn
That shit was unironically surreal. :omegalul:

@thendrix @LukeAlmighty i mean.
you have to give certain responses and then actually show up it's not usually a huge surprise :blobcatlaugh:

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@LukeAlmighty Meredith, right? The corpo? Thought you had to be flirty with her after that initial quest in order for that to happen. Maybe you just forgot?

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy flirty?
Wasn't the first encounter when I was surrounded by 80 guys? Kinda good time to play it safe.

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty he got dommy mommy'd :blobcatpolicedonut:

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy
Man, I am autistic, and the text wasn't pink. How the fuck should I have known...

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy
Also, flirting with old people is like talking to kids about Santa.

You do it because it's nice, not because it's real.

@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy I swear to god the devs for Cyberpunk have the most warped sense for attractive women imaginable. It's a miracle they let Trigger make a anime out of it without sperging out even HARDER than they did.

re: Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy One of the optional rewards is a dildo, but you have to turn off nudity censorship.

@sjw
I thought so too, until this shit happened.

It kinda isn't funny, when you're not playing as a woman, and the attacker is 60yo hag.

@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty I'm taking about the other way around

Imagine if Geralt could go into a town and rape all the women. That'd make Witcher 3 4x better!
@sjw @LukeAlmighty There's no excuse for open world games that supposedly let your character be evil to NOT have a Rape mechanic.
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty
You're literally restrained in a chair, while a strange woman that has stalked you for most of the game fucks you. It's about as rapey as you can get. It's not like you're consenting. You're desperately fighting via psychic projecting, or whatever that was, to try to stop her.
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