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@LukeAlmighty best girl is still riju though I'd fuck the shit out of riju
@beardalaxy
I get it... on a theoretical level 
@beardalaxy
Btw, I finished her quest today again...
She's cute... 
@LukeAlmighty I like that the thunder helm is way too big for her lol.
When I played botw with my friend I was telling him right when we met her "oh get ready to meet my waifu" and he saw her and was like "ooooh hello 😍!" then I got to laugh my ass off at him trying to cover his ass when she says "as you can see I am still a child" xD
@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club milpha, i mean shes literally links long dead waifu
@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty MIPHA NO FUCKING CONTEST
@LukeAlmighty Zelda is of the same species as Link, so that's a lot of points. Can't have a family with a fish monster. I hope.
On the other hand, Mipha is not an autistic cunt and actually likes Link. Then again, there's the down side of her being dead and all.
On the other hand, Mipha is not an autistic cunt and actually likes Link. Then again, there's the down side of her being dead and all.
@Rasterman @LukeAlmighty Dilemmas like these is why it used to be considered acceptable for kings and other nobles to have mistresses - the wife has one key benefit (kids with the proper pedigree), while the mistress compensates for everything the wife lacks.
