@mactonite
Oh, you don't live in the EU.

Our politicians are literally too retarded to not lose a cap from a bottle while drinking. So in their ethernal wisdom, they decided, that all caps should be connected, and scratch people while they are drinking.

Obviously, since your brain is working on a +65IQ level, your first thought is, why don't you just tear it off? Well, they are boobie trapped in such a way, that when you tear it off, the scratching tool will remain there anyway.

And obviously, since "we're too dumb" doesn't lkook good on paper, the politicians used ecology as an excuse instead.

@LukeAlmighty @mactonite stop drinking syrup

@cunt @mactonite
It is legislated on literally all plastic bottles.

@LukeAlmighty @mactonite literaly use a fucking cup then asshole

@cunt @LukeAlmighty using the (not large) bottle as a vessel for drinking is the expected and convenient way to do it, not the exception. especially on the move where there is no table and glass to pour it on and into. no good reason to make it intentionally inconvenient.

@LukeAlmighty oh yeah we have that in eu finland as well, i just twist the cap until the connection breaks.

@LukeAlmighty @mactonite glass bottles don’t have this problem

@HWABAG @LukeAlmighty very rare these days, only a few beer brands and novelty soda releases use glass.