some zoomer just had the fucking AUDACITY to "correct" ME about Shadow the Hedgehog lore by going "acktyally, he wasn't raised in a lab on a space colony 
" (the discussion was very explicitly about games)
AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO HATE THIS POSTIRONY POISONED SORRY SLOP OF A MOVIE
they are also acting SO smug about it by going "ugh, who cares about the original games", like a product they enjoy isn't just a poorly digested version of the art that I enjoyed
"who cares about the original-" well a fuckton of people obviously did, if some executive thought that it would be a good idea to make a movie based on the original! speaking of "nobody cares" and "the superior live action version sells better", how's the Witcher live action going? how's the Star Wars franchise going? Avatar? Capeshit? a fuckton of other slop?
@matana
I had an unironically decades long "star wars fans" correct me about the fact, that "Han Solo is not force sensitive".... Suuuuuuuure.
Because he just has a HUGE dose of luck, right? Almost as if the universe itself was slightly bending to help him. Almoooost, as if he heard a voice always making him chose the right decision 1/10 of a second faster and better then everyone else.
BITCH, how the fuck can you claim to be a Star Wars fan, if you do not understand the effects of low grade force sensibility? What were you doing while watching the movies? Were you just measuring explosions?
@matana
When a survivor of Order 66 and a person Darth Vader is afraid of tells you, that there is no such thing as luck, you better listen 
@LukeAlmighty I think this will be a year of hitting books: my SO has an entire shelf of Star Wars books he bought a long time ago
but Witcher series goes first
@LukeAlmighty well, I'd be a boring nerd and say that voice is called a screenwriter; but a cool headcanon is a cool headcanon, I accept it (never thought about him being force-sensitive in this way)