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I can't believe you gurs are still single. You're gems on this earth, and I am sure every woman would be so lucky to date you.

So, don't worry. You'll meet someone when you least expect it. It'e prety much a statistical certainty at this point, since there are plenty more fish in the sea. So, don't give up. Love is just around the corner."

Gaming recommendations for 2026:
System requirements:
386 processor, 4MB RAM, MS-DOS 5.0+, VGA graphics, a hard drive, and a mouse, supporting AdLib/SoundBlaster cards. 

This game offers you both a management layer that is to this day unrivaled even by the most wasteful of games, as well as breathtaking action that will make you question your every step.

The best your new 1000$ PC deserves.

I just hears some woman say, that women in Arcane are "not conventionally atractive".

At this point, I have no idea what conventionally atractive even is supposed to be.

I mean, Jinx is literally a sex bomb, Vii is peak tomboy, Catlin is pure fashistic badass...

You have fucking all of the archetypes possible. How can anyone.... (Yeah, I guess I got rage-baited, but come on. What if there is a 2% chance the bitch was serious?)

1 ticket to hell please...
I know everyone thought it, and I know it's not so smart, but I had to do it.

What happens to misbehaving kids?
🇺🇲 They receive coal in their sock
🇨🇿 A demon will take them straight to hell, where an endless torture awaits them. Pain, cries for help and suffering of others will become a constant for the rest of their existence.

HUGE breaking bad spoiler 

Oh man, you should watch Breaking bad. It is the best written show on the planet. Every single detail is scientifically accurate.

Actual show:
The MC literally throws an explosive strong enough to blow up building next to his leg to "win"

And obviously, this is why Grok is just supperior at this point to the chat mctrash.

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It's obvious, that the modern education had failed us completely.

99% of all species will go extinct, and one will prosper to have 101 different sub-species through mutations. THAT'S THE POINT OF EVOLUTION. TO BE THE ONE. If there were no survivors, we would not be here either.

Working in a new company for a month now.
And seriously... This is how I feel EVERY TIME they show me a new part of their workflow.

Imagine literally killing off 2 of the biggest entertainment brands on the entire fucking planet for an audience this ungrateful :ayaya:

My cock is seriously not ready for the beating it's going to recieve as soon as I get my hands on another offline model,

To be anouncced...

Yeah, I don't think that's how that word works :D

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