I am so tired of AI failing even the most basic of all tasks.

265 > 299

No wonder, that Tritter is so addictive.

I mean, these numbers are so large, that my brain cannot actually process them correctly.

“Do you want chicken or salmon for dinner?”

“Uhh… Let’s do chicken.”

“Ok… Well I already have the salmon in the oven.”

> She told me she doesn't want to eat.

> So, I ordered an extra big portion for myself...

She didn't take anything from my plate -_- All those years of academic training backfired again.

It’s time for you to look inward and start asking the big questions:

Am I finally rich enough to throw all of my socks away, and replace them with 20 pairs of the same type?

Ok, I have finally finished the stream of the game.

It's SO MUCH worse then I thought it would be. I did expect a normal emotional rollercoaster about good people. Instead, somehow what I wrote yesterday on X become somehow almost prophetic.

The game is nothing but a Jessie Pinkman fantasy. If you yearn for a redo of childhood thinking "man, I wish I broke even more laws, and caused more damage to your environment", then this game might be for you.

But, for anyone even slightly adjusted, you might actually feel disgusted by these people, who... well, the game ends with a celebration of teens getting away with arson and extortion.

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Fucking American psycho? There has to be something seriously screaming in their unconceous to make this comparasion in the game.

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I have seen this scene before.....

Why are there referencing the main character as the .... 1/2

Funko pops? Uglky but representing an idea of a character.

Labubu? A retarded teddy bear..... but ok, I get it. They are cute.

But, now normies are collecting..... blobs.
kill normies, behead normies, roundhouse kick a normie into the concrete, slam dunk a normie baby into the trash can, crucify filthy normies, defecate into a normie food, launch normies into the sun

(If you want your blood to boil, it's called glitter dumplings)

Just when I thought Star Wars was finally starting to recover, I see this clip.

He looks like he's literally fighting with a stick up his ass. He is supposed to be the terminator of the Star Wars Universe. An unstoppable force, that you run from, because fighting is pointless.

This guy looks, like he could be jumped by 3 junkies. I thought Vader was the one character Disney would get right from time to time.

Since the Mixtape had yet again proved my previous thoughts on this topic correct, I ask you once again to celebrate the true spirit of gaming:

Please, share this thread, and reply with a list of games, that excel in the thing that make gaming more special then any other media. Share games with the deepest or most innocavative/emergent gameplay.

Here are games that come to my mind:
X4 foundations:
This game the ultimate universe sandbox. Several empires all run their entire economies in order to lead wars, and in this running universe, you build your own place up from a single insignificant ship, up to an entire empire.

Factorio:
If I had to describe the joy of autism to anyone, Factorio would be the game I would use to ilustrate it. A game, where you have to build up the complex mechanisms from ground up, and where your factory grows up to the capacity of your own brain :D

Roark's Attack on Titan Fan Game:
If you ever wondered, just how entertaining the movement mechanics themselves can get, here is your anwser. After playing this game, no spiderman game will ever feel immersive to you anymore.

And last, just to not be a total hipster... Legent of Zelda Tears of the kingdom:
This might be the first time, I have seen a mainstream game fully embrace the emergent gameplay formula. So, it does deserve a huge resoect even if the game had nothing else to offer. But man, it does have a lot more to offer.

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What the unironical fuck???
I don't think I've ever seen anything even close on Steam before.

Ok, I guess this marks a new step on the road to cyberpunk future...

I really didn't think I would live to see robots in online shops just like this.

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