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@sparky @ImperialAgent @KonataWagner @D-Droid @Tepid_Tapir @WashedOutGundamPilot
When I said to my mom, that I wanted a stay at home wife, she was furious. How dare I want to ruin that woman's beautiful career!!!

Whenever I want to know what NPCs think, she's the best person to ask :ablobcool: Thanks mom.

@LukeAlmighty @icare4america I blame everything on long covid

sorry I forgot I was supposed to work last saturday….long covid, you know how it goes

Oops, yeah, sorry I’ll be late, long covid just really wipes you out man

@icare4america
My mom says, that she has long covid.

I am afraid to tell her, that covid made her double her weight in 2 years, but yes. I don't doubt she has a breathing problems.

"I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking, it would really be a shame if Kanye West, a man who has insulted me repeatedly, killed himself, I would truly be heart broken if he, Kanye West, who lives at 394 Parker Avenue in Hollywood Hills California 9006 died violently and had his death ruled a suicide after a comically short investigation by the authorities. I would be absolutely beside myself with grief if, hypothetically, Kanye West cut all his fingers and toes off, and his tongue, and then shot himself in the back of the head 27 times with a pump action shotgun with a hypothetical magazine capacity of only 6 shells. I would absolutely hate it if that happened, I don't know how I would be able to live with myself "

@KonataWagner @Becassine @ImperialAgent @D-Droid @WashedOutGundamPilot
Men who don't want families don't say they want families...

You know, they're sneaky like that.

@scalar @Ivan_Ivanovich @D00B @Ghislaine @VaxxersPostingTheirLs @elftummy if you like ridiculous movies, can’t recommend this one enough, it’s a post-apocalyptic alien invasion movie starring Bruce fucking Campbell as a NASA Osteopath.

Fiat in Venezuela is so worthless people leave it on the streets

🇻🇪 needs #Bitcoin

@WashedOutGundamPilot why do women think men dont want a family?
Have they really spent that much time around niggers that they think all men just dissapear when they become dads?
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