LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Also, I have realized, that Shazam is just incompatible with this format.

Because, he is supposed to be a kid. There was a 4 year difference between first and second movie, and he's fucking 17 in the 2nd one.

By 17 he can be hardly considered a child hero. So, let's work it backwards.

That makes him 13 in the first movie. If we push in one more, he would be 9 (still acceptable), but you cannot push in more then 3 movies. To get a 4th one in, he would have to start at 5.

Shazam cannot be part of a movie series as a child hero. It is a broken concept.

I seriously feel bad about DCEU right now.

They made 1 seriously bad movie, that ruined the entire atmosphere. To that one, they connected a 2nd one, that ruined the timeline, and since that one, they are just fucked. No matter what they do, thy just cannot form a cohesive world, no matter how much they keep on holding on.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Seriously, this idiotic scene killed the entire series in the 2nd fucking movie.

@TornadoOfTerror
But when I think about it, a few zip bombs would work too.

@TornadoOfTerror
Yes, thanks for caring.

But I plan on traveling soon. And I have also heard of a technique called "phone clonning". That means that I will NEVER travel abroad without taking with me only a factory reset phone. But I also should take it with a 1TB sd card full of "some" encripted data just in case someone did try to clone it at airport.

What is the fastest way of getting your hands on 1TB of furry porn?

Which and Witch are the two worst words in the English language to learn...

@randbot
Trust the plan

What a legend...

Sam Witwer sets the record straight on George Lucas and Star Wars for 6 minutes straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBSonGKp_4Q

@Shadowman311
And I almost thought for a moment, that local christians deserved some respect only for you all to just fall back into a decades old stereotypes.

Well, glad to see I was wrong.

@Jdogg247
Wow... Imagine paying a tip

@Jim
Nah, you just missed the nuke conversation a month ago.

Skynet in reality will fire the nukes to stop me from saying nigger.

@Da01nSidhe
Don't worry, my timeline had been full of trannies for the last week already.

Women should not be allowed to do any planning.

This monstser calles me 90 fucking minutes before I wake up just so she could tell me, that I should call her before I take the train 2 days from now.... MONSTER!!!!!!