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Why the fuck is my mom so proud of having an account on a payed streaming service?

Does she really think it has anything to offer to me?

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cool_boy_mew
Wow he's literally me
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Anornymorse
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@projectmirai39
I will miss that pure laughter :akko_sad2:

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Darling :loading:
It hurts :akkoCry:
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@pony
Well, yeah, but big tech money is worth the 2 hours a day of slight humiliation.

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🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā
At some point you could just get a job you actually wanted instead of doing this. It’s not particularly useful.
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Awoo

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Awoo
Niggers are doing what we won't.
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Zero :zt_think: :artix:
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Otso :verified_sonnenrad:
Kill Cirno. Behead Cirno with ice skates. Murder Cirno with an ice pick. Lob Cirno into the ice disposal bin at Mcdonalds. Toss Cirno into an active volcano. Shove Cirno's face into a hot pan to deglaze it. Shatter Cirno with opera singing. Curbstomp Cirno with spiked boots. Take Cirno to the sauna. Urinate on Cirno.
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@LukeAlmighty don’t forget the extra snarky dialogue and excessive one-liners

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@VD15
Do you want an extra black chick activist with shaven left side of her hair, who is actually a genius, but noone sees her true potential.

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Fangs Bot
#fangs

Sauce: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=101576051
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Nessa Bot
Need #darkskin Pokémon trainer wife
#WoC

Sauce: https://twitter.com/ebiebieshrimp/status/1219918901561004032
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@moffintosh
Seriously thoughIdon't get the joke. This is pure escalation of stuff that is already happening, so why should I be surprised, that the escalation jumped 3 steps at the time instead of just one?

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@moffintosh
Fuck, don't you know that April fools jokes aren't supposed to have a probability beyond 80 percent?

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🦃 ThankfulPacheFriend :autumn_leaves:
@Awoo
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