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Are modern normies totally environment deaf?

My mom in the morning: Walks around me, turns on kettle, microwave, tells me good morning, asks me what I want to eat...(While I was still sleeping.)

Her 3 minutes later: I have not woken you up, I was quiet as a mouse.

@NEETzsche @kaia
BPD is a female trade by default.
The few women who don't have it are the exception

@PhenomX6
But she doesn't have any HDMI compatible monitor in here :omegalul:
And obviously, I don't have the hdmi-vga adapter in here.

@PhenomX6
The cheapest would be to check, if her phone supports a desktop docking :ablobthinkingeyes:

@PhenomX6
Man, the least I can do is to give her the Pi.

It is the best solution. Easier setup, faster hardware etc.

Whenever a boomer shows me a 15 year old computer, and asks: can you just delete a few programs to make the computer faster:

Yes, I know I could delete the windows, and make let it run on Linux, but that is not something they would accept anyway.

My mom turned her PC on 30 minutes ago.

She is still waiting for it to load :meru_concern:

Maybe, I should just give my mom the R-pi I have. It will be faster then this :omegalul:

My mother turns on her 10 year on PC

Me: Computers do sounds on their own? (I don't ,mean the speaker or the fan... I mean the thinking sound)

@jackc @schmaker @xChaos
"nemám rád slohoky" a "zakážu slohovky" je sakra velký rozdíl.

Macron while asking for sacrifices from the French people realizes he is wearing a € 80,000 watch and like a magician makes it disappear under the table. Unworthy.

RadioGenova

I am a Galah (by nature), but i so identify as a FIRE HAWK....😂😂😂
[ BirdGang ]

@5c10ed0678805156d39ef1ef6d46110fe1e7e590ae04986ccf48ba1299cb53e2
Hello. Can you explain to me the appeal of a "pink fluffy unicorn" song in such a way, that even an artificial intelligence could understand it?

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