LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
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- Muscular girls
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- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@kaputtnik Nigger, what's your problem with spankbot? If Angela Merkel had gotten more spankings growing up, she probably wouldn't have ended up turning your country into a shitshole 
@greentext
well, what can you do at that point, but relax and play some music.
Rolling stones for example?
@greentext
He should have told his wife though...
But man 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Journos: “it’s insane how competent and super badass the ukes have become, they used to be alcoholic retards 10 years ago and now every last trigger man is higher-quality than any member of SOCOM!!!!”
“That’s right, fellow journo, it’s because they’re hard workers and very smart. You can do ANYTHING with an entrepreneurial spirit!!!!”
uh huh…..yeah, CIA and a dozen innocuously named arms and NGO’s have NOTHING to do with this transformation, it’s all organic
@jeff @pivoinebleue@mstdn.social
Deja wu?
Let me guess. There will be several problems with pricing, when Trump finds out, that most watchers are fake. They force him to buy through curt. It gets better for a month, after Trump fires most of the stuff, and about 6 months later, he chooses a CEO who is an obvious WEF implant.
@threalist @itnewsbot
DeSantis just went from rino to full on trash.
@Jens_Rasmussen I know.
I go drinking tomorow too.
Oh no...
I am at the "before I go drinking, I start the Stable Diffusion" phase of my life now.
@LouisConde
That's Simpsons Hit and run you damn fake gamer girl.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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My last 3 calls with mom:
2min 39s
2min 50s
0min 34s
Why even bother calling, if you don't want to talk to me?
Went to a hipster shop
* Turn the hipster mode on
look if they have paper cups (They did)
Can I get this drink in a paper cup?
> No, we offer that one only in plastic
BRUH!!!!!!!!!
WHY? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY READY TO LOSE A CUSTOMER OVER BEING LESS ECOLOGIC? 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
