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One of my dad's favorite jokes:
Rich people have it hard. They eat rotten cheese, dring old vine, their cars are literally missing roof and have no storage space. Even their jeans are torn before they buy them.

I am so happy I am poor.

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When I feel really depressed, I go to a luxury restaurant.

Not, because their food is good. Oh contrare.. :alexjonessmile2:

I go there to remind myself, that even my step mom can cook better. Well, even Burger king is better then this shit that the rich eat. And the irony is sweet.

A colleague came to me, telling me, that "my special trick is not working for him".

So, I asked him to show me his entire process. He showed me only the last step.

Ok... here's the thing. I used to think that non-it people had brain damage when it came to communication of simple thoughts. But, when a senior tester cannot follow a simple instruction in an environment that he fully understands, then we have an unidentified issue.

It's obvious, that the modern education had failed us completely.

99% of all species will go extinct, and one will prosper to have 101 different sub-species through mutations. THAT'S THE POINT OF EVOLUTION. TO BE THE ONE. If there were no survivors, we would not be here either.

I see so many people jumping on the project of saving OPM. If things go well (they won't), this might spawn a new scene :ablobmeltsoblove:

I have just one question.... What the fuck have Berserk fans been doing for the last 25 years?

I cannot believe, that St. George happened 5 years ago, yet people are still not ready to admit, that BLM disproved many axioms needer for people to take liberal democracy seriously.

It should not be so arcane to FFS!!!

The nameless spiderman game came out in the year 2018. Remaster came out in 2020.

Guys? Are you ok? Do you need some help? Blink twice if they are holding you hostage. Games do not need remaster after 2 years. You cannot even make a remaster in 2 years. Remaster is a movie term to begin with.

@ForbiddenDreamer
Well, @ChristiJunior , as if I didn't say it yesterday.

Now, all it takes is 1 guy to take it seriously enough to make a final cut.

Also, FUCK, Tatsumaki is so :3duohh:

@Morghur @teto
Well, they left the EU, so that they can ruin their country even faster then we're able to manage, so that's something.

@Curvin @JulioReich
Ironically enough, I heard, that many western idiots have real problems, because they don't realize just how bad of a giveaway the tattoos are, when they come fully covered in inc to Japan.

CYGAMES HAS NO STONES
AND NEITHER SPINE BONES
JAPAN DEMANDS THEIR DUE RESPECT
FOR THE CUSTOMS THAT THEY PROTECT
SO YOU BETTER GIVE US THE NAKED UMAS SOON
OR YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD AND BURIED BY NOON

RT: https://gameliberty.club/users/LukeAlmighty/statuses/115610192489641491

PROSÍM SDÍLEJTE: Nabídka přivýdělku: Hledáme někoho, kdo by pravidelně, 2x - 3x měsíčně provedl základní úklid ve 140 m2 domku v Praze Štěrboholech (3 minuty od stanice autobusu, 15 minut od metra Depo Hostivař). Vyluxovat, vytřít, utřít prach. Práce je to cca. na 5 hodin, ale na rychlosti víceméně nezáleží - platíme 2000 Kč za jeden úklid, ne od hodiny. Čistící prostředky a přístroje máme vlastní. Zájemci pište na uklid@fuxoft.cz.

#czech #inzerat

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