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FUCK...
Ok, then I guess I will be having a +1000 year age gap this weekend...

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@wizardmanperson
First server in the US, who I heard was actually getting payed...

No wonder Gordon doesn't get it :Asuka_Heart:

@zatrsakr
Yes, and if it was a serious question, I would be happy to provide it.

But, since it's a joke, I really don't want to ruin it.

@zatrsakr
Don't you think there's a reason why I asked for a single number?

@sarvo
I let you choose 1 of 3 options.

Linguistically speaking, both is the dumbest anwser possible, since there are still 3 ways of reading it.

Proboha...
Jednou má pan pavlásek šanci si u mě spravit reputaci jen tím, že bude z principu proti bábkovi....

A on místo toho přitlačí.

Ok.
So, he lived for 17 years, died, reincarnated 5000 years later, and got to age of 17.

How old is he?

@Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey
I think their pizzas are good, but their pasta is always trash with no meat chunks or cheese.

@Mombi
Thanks for translating it.
All I understood was: We're outnumbered 50:1, but I am sure we'll make it or something...

@magicalthinking
But yes. The lasers are visual equivalent of a mcdonalds burger.

It barely works, and yet, people are trying to live on that shit.

@magicalthinking
Honestly....
I don't mind these 1/10th as much because these concepts t least are consistent within the story itself.

Yeah, I am actively looking for a new job on the side, but I didn't expect him to fire me first for such a retarded reason.

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Boss told me, that while I am doing a great job, I just don't look quite enthusiastic, so he might have to let me go...

Bitch, you're not paying my maintanance for this excelence. I cannot even work from home. I am stuck here with a bunch of office babies, and you expect me to smile?

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