LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@pony
Come on now...
Do you have any adea how hard is it to pose a corpse for a photo?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Já už mám odvoleno, a co vy? 😎
Stejně jako i vy, i já mám radost z toho, že v mnohých volebních místech jsou fronty. Doufejme, že z těch výsledků budeme moci mít radost! Věřím v to! 🙂
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Reverse psychology blends with skepticism for maximum effect ~ Sun Tzump
@bartholin @Moon
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@Moon My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Damn, I know this endless complaining is getting autistic, but still, I have to do it.
I have spend last 2 months on moving to a new apartment. It was incredibly difficult, time consuming and costly. I spent a total of at least 50k czk on things like 2nd rent, commission, washing machine, owen, tables, bed... the list was veeery long.
So, I am now almost done. I am at the 95% done treshold now, when all I have left to do is throw away some additional trash and I can do the first big cleaning.
And my mom asks me if I need any help, and offers me a towel... Yeah...
There comes a point, where simply saying nothing is better then the insult off a micro help.
Mom showing me women logic in action once again.
Me: when you're with a partner, expenses tend to triple.
Her: yeah, but you're not alone paying all of that.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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"náš tým zkontroloval váš obsah a bohužel došel k názoru, že porušuje naše zásady zásady ohledně projevů nenávisti. Z YouTube jsme smazali následující obsah:"
.. smazali video, kde byl natocen facebookovy autoliker v akci :-)
omlouvam se proto za tento aktualni projev nenavisti, muj tym vsak dosel k nazoru, ze je namiste: youtube, jdi do prdele!
amen
@amolith
2021 is not over yet...
but the joke is still great
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@RelaxingRancho
At this rate, it will be useful as a board game accessory in a few years.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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There is no way we don't live in some sort of parody universe right?
The amazing feeling when the company turned off all custom emojis, but you find out they left astrological sign for... cancer.
@BlinkRape
Better a 19YO fertile lunatic then 40YO lunatic.
The young one is at least not so bitter.
@BlinkRape
We still pretending the 2nd one is a problem instead of an advantage?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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The worst thing about programming is, that no matter how trivial the task is, if you don't check 1 variable, you can spend days looking for it, and you WILL feel retarded when you finally find it.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
