LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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- This is a satire account
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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If you do a low-carb Keto diet, go easy on the nuts and trail mix. While they do make blends that won't break your diet, having a stomach full of nuts makes pooping ... unpleasant.
It's like shitting aquarium rocks.
@mig
To si taky budu muset zjistit, kde si ten nadstandart koupit... to zdravotnictví je opravdu šaškárna.
FUCK!!!
I am humming christmass songs already...
Let it snow is such a brutal song btw
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Here, ladies and gents is a New Yorker mourning the departure of their signature giant ape.
@gnarlythethughunter
Anyone knows, why the attacker isn't being tried yet? Is he even charged with attempted murder?
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depthsofwiki: Nobody asked math to be this freaky https://t.co/yI1hiLReJJ
@genetic_failure
And..... is there a contra argument? Any at all?
I would be almost happier, if I had an option to request UNPAID time off, because there would be an understanding, that it is not a parasitic relationship with the employer.
Unlimited time off is the strangest and most confusing shit I ever heard of.
Honestly, If my contract didn't contain a law given number of hours, I would be completelly lost about what is a correct number days off.
I get the idea, but it muddies the entire concept too much. 
@cereal
Well, considering this is what predictive policing done by humans looks like...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/boy-7-suspended-for-shaping-pastry-into-gun-dad-says
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Slovnik from Seznam if FAR superior to google translator.
@mig
Ano, jen jsem čekal, že po dvou letech "krize" lékaři ocení, že se snažím preventivně se připravit na nejhorší.
Ta najivita 
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@LukeAlmighty jo, cetl jsem tvuj toot.. to je ovsem jako cele zdravotnictvi, pokud nemas znameho lekare nebo si nezaplatis nadstandard, tak ti leda zmeri tlak, poslechnou tep a predepisou nejakou tu formu ibalginu.. mam problemy se zady - zadne hledani pricin,vnapsali mi analgetikum.. vyzkousel jsem tri ortopedy.. ze by nektery z nich hledal souvislost mezi artrozou bederky a artrozou palce? haha.. "Dalsi! ...."
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@mig Hele, mně i to upozaďování na JIP přijde jako blbost. Máš jedno lůžko a 2 pacienty. První plně očkovaný, C+, 95 let, terminální stadium rakoviny. Druhý neočkovaný, C+ nešťastný souběh s angínou, 50 let. Fakt je lepší se víc věnovat tomu prvnímu?
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
