LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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- Yandere
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- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Is American military gear complicated? YES
Is it failure prone? YES
Is it impossible as fuck to make your own repair parts? YES
It's practically DRM
Is it failure prone? YES
Is it impossible as fuck to make your own repair parts? YES
It's practically DRM
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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ohhhhhh it was that shit tier milk that gave me that ass sludge, gotcha #fediblock
@cjd
It would make sense, if it had some information value, but old Russian equipment has to be documented down to the last bolt by now.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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> Give away your Russian weapons, we'll give you US made weapons so you can (only) get spare parts from us.
Never hurts to ask 🤷♂️
Never hurts to ask 🤷♂️
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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pregnant woman: *decides not to murder their own child*
jewish journalists: "wow that is evil misinformation and coersion"
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jewish journalists: "wow that is evil misinformation and coersion"
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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2730. Code Lifespan
title text: Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
(https://xkcd.com/2730)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2730)
@ThrowbackPerson
Well, no.
There is an event. A news guy informs about the event from HIS perspective, but only after enough comments are written the real story can be extracted back into existence.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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The year: 1981
The place: A courtroom
The act: Based Justice
The Details:
Klaus Grabowski molested and murdered a 7 year old girl. He confessed to the crime after his fiancé reported him to police. Marianne Bachmeier, the girls mother, smuggled a handgun into the courtroom and shot Grabowski 5 times. She served 3 years.
The place: A courtroom
The act: Based Justice
The Details:
Klaus Grabowski molested and murdered a 7 year old girl. He confessed to the crime after his fiancé reported him to police. Marianne Bachmeier, the girls mother, smuggled a handgun into the courtroom and shot Grabowski 5 times. She served 3 years.
Oh god...
I am becoming more misogynistic.
I had unironically said today: "I'll have to talk about this with a man" when talking to a woman who was unable to plan properly.
Fuck... So many news websites are terrified of having a comment section.
Why would I even read their shit, if I cannot read responses to the article first?
@furgar
But let's be honest. Some boomer will read this, and write the salary in the "up to" style anyway. They are just garbage humans who don't understand the concept of a proper communication.
@furgar
Almost as if salary was something important to a job offer 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@unabomber
Absolute state of academia. 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
