LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@dave
I have no idea what memes you share ironically and what memes you share honestly.
But somehow, I don't care 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@nugger
Step 1
Call your dad
Step 2
Call your mom
Step 3
Enjoy a nice weekend with your family.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@nugger STICK A FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH AND THROW IT UP
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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SuperPacheFriend 
#WhiteBoySummer
@Ace66062 @theorytoe @Tadano @Awoo @Lavaearth @Paleloon @WashedOutGundamPilot @Giganova8 @rainignterror1080p @cqi You ville love ze bug.
You ville marry ze bug.
You ville fug ze bug.
And you ville be happy.
You ville marry ze bug.
You ville fug ze bug.
And you ville be happy.
@cjd
Wow, that's impressive. I didn't think about it this way.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Is American military gear complicated? YES
Is it failure prone? YES
Is it impossible as fuck to make your own repair parts? YES
It's practically DRM
Is it failure prone? YES
Is it impossible as fuck to make your own repair parts? YES
It's practically DRM
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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ohhhhhh it was that shit tier milk that gave me that ass sludge, gotcha #fediblock
@cjd
It would make sense, if it had some information value, but old Russian equipment has to be documented down to the last bolt by now.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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> Give away your Russian weapons, we'll give you US made weapons so you can (only) get spare parts from us.
Never hurts to ask 🤷♂️
Never hurts to ask 🤷♂️
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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pregnant woman: *decides not to murder their own child*
jewish journalists: "wow that is evil misinformation and coersion"
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jewish journalists: "wow that is evil misinformation and coersion"
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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2730. Code Lifespan
title text: Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
(https://xkcd.com/2730)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2730)
@ThrowbackPerson
Well, no.
There is an event. A news guy informs about the event from HIS perspective, but only after enough comments are written the real story can be extracted back into existence.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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The year: 1981
The place: A courtroom
The act: Based Justice
The Details:
Klaus Grabowski molested and murdered a 7 year old girl. He confessed to the crime after his fiancé reported him to police. Marianne Bachmeier, the girls mother, smuggled a handgun into the courtroom and shot Grabowski 5 times. She served 3 years.
The place: A courtroom
The act: Based Justice
The Details:
Klaus Grabowski molested and murdered a 7 year old girl. He confessed to the crime after his fiancé reported him to police. Marianne Bachmeier, the girls mother, smuggled a handgun into the courtroom and shot Grabowski 5 times. She served 3 years.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
