@bifpowell
Careful there.
Self interest is way too advanced of a topic for our politicians. They have barely even discovered the opssibility of a 3rd gender existing, and you would want them to go full Niechetze?
@pomstan
Did you know:
Liars can ocasionally tell the truth. They have been granted this ability by the king Solomon in order to avoid the collapse of the universe under logical paradoxes.
@pomstan
I see no paradox there.
@mametsuko
What's the chance that they will finally retire Switch? ![]()
@mametsuko
I will be half drunk
@mametsuko
At 11PM?
I'm in.
@AidanTTIerian @bifpowell @BigSkyRider
Exactly.
@coolboymew
OR....
I take it back.
I take number 5, and I can burn any building from anywhere, as long as they have a toaster.
That is a low-level Kira, but still able to terrorize the entire world.
@coolboymew
Either 4 and become a true jewish king
Or 2 and use my ability to become unbelievabely rich.
Because if I can sell millions of tons of gravel, there will be someone willing to buy.
But somehow, it works.
Some clown had told me today, thet I had "my representative" as a president for the last 10 years.
That guy was so brainwashed, that he actually believed, that whatever happened in the government for the last 10 years was MY FAULT :D
I have no words to describe the absolute stupidity of that. But the TV told him so, so it cannot be another way.
@bifpowell @BigSkyRider
Women and politicians use words as spells. They mean nothing, but some of them have effects.
"Allohomora": Nothing happens
"Get vaccinated": Nothing happens
"trustthescience": They got the result
But the entire time, all these parasites care about is the end result.
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<