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now if I really like a company, maybe I *actually* wanna talk to some really cool people and see some really cool shit before letting them down....

I'll literally say "So I'm guessing the felony conviction isn't a problem?" literally while signing the offer letter. It's fucking hilarious.

Ink ain't even dry. Everything was fine 30 seconds ago. Everyone leaves the room. Security shows up to escort me out.

If you laugh, it hurts less.

what's also funny is calling/going to organizations that help felons find work.

"we're mostly here to place women and others who are held back in their lives by felony convictions. *you* can't be held back by *your* felony conviction, because employers already *want* you"

and holy fuck I want the life these people think I have

Never got a god damned thing in my life by asking.

Even things everyone else got just by asking, I had to corner people and outsmart them and force them into giving me the thing they were just handing out to everyone else.

And that includes the little things like validation and acceptance. I can only get these things as the result of a standoff. And yes I've tried all other methods.

@georgia
And remember, I did 4chan stuff in 2010.

This fucking asshole emailed a bomb threat in 2012, and I spent three weeks in jail for it. He went to go do it again, and it only didn't happen again because I woke up an FBI agent at 2AM and he chewed out the "computer detective" that fell for it the first time.

Meanwhile, the "computer detective" for the "high technical crimes unit" falls for any email address that contains any nickname I've ever used, says I ran DOXBIN because "it has a picture of the boy with the hat and the headset" (The TF2 Scout), and says that "Esqual" (SQL) and "Word Press" are illegal hacking tools.

Twat in Finland later in 2015 started a phone bombing service and christened it by threatening to burn my house down and kill my whole family once an hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, for a month, from a new number each time. One of his pasties in the states got probation for it.

People are just allowed to be shitty to me.

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