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The usa is approaching Robocop levels of a bad place.

Fuck... The joke about automatic aligning got aligned automatically. (removed spaces on the begining of the line...)

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Automatic formating of text is an amazing tool as long as you're not writing anything that needs to be formated.
1. On the other hand if you want your text formated
2. you cannot get it to align
1. the way you want
2. no matter how long you wrestle with it

Interview with someone who's never done this kind of job before:

Me: your salary expectations

Her: uhhhhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhh...... What's the range?

Me: (says range.)

Her: the top of the range, let's start there...

Incredible negotiator!

Then proceeds to fail basic tech 101 questions that this job entails.

The worst part about getting fit is when your weight goes up, and you have no idea if it is:
Random fluctuation
Gain in muscule mass
Bad scale
Or youre gatting fat again...

TFW no asian yandere goth autistic nazi tomboy waifu...

Anything important that I missed?

@LukeAlmighty @ElfBot honestly i found many small breasted elfs. tho they often are pictured big breasted

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