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@WoodshopHandman
Wanna hear a joke?
The nice thing about an origin myth, is that it doesn't have to be about your origin, nor be a myth...

This shit works aswell: (Worked for me, until BLM, Antifa etc did their best to prove it insufficient)

I love going to do some boring administration, and see 20 counters with a grand total of 2 employees serving them.

What the frick did you just frick say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gensokyo Water Spirits, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Scarlet Manor, and I have over 300 confirmed boops.

I am trained in youkawaii warfare and I’m the top kappa in the entire Gensokyo Loli Forces. You are nothing to me but just another baka. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this land, mark my fricking words.

You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over Yukari's GapNet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Youkai Mountain and your magic aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your boop virginity. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed snuggle struggle, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gensokyo Magic Loli Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable witch butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarn baka. I will squirt fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fricking dead, kiddo
@LukeAlmighty @Jackuu @furgar @newt i think it was zero hp that said in a thread that dystopian fiction immunizes you from seeing the same patters in reality. everyone read 1984. and calling something 1984 became a punch line to describing a paranoid caricature.
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