LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
It's 3PM, and I have the lights on...
*looks out the window
oh... I am not alone.... Good, I thought I'm crazy already.
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twitter is as legitimate of a website as Israel is as legitimate of a state. the world would be better off without either
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@LukeAlmighty argonians aren't people
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Just gonna leave this here for those of you who arent actually dying (soon)
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looking at old posts makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
i love you all <3
i love you all <3
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If you do a low-carb Keto diet, go easy on the nuts and trail mix. While they do make blends that won't break your diet, having a stomach full of nuts makes pooping ... unpleasant.
It's like shitting aquarium rocks.
FUCK!!!
I am humming christmass songs already...
Let it snow is such a brutal song btw
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Here, ladies and gents is a New Yorker mourning the departure of their signature giant ape.
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depthsofwiki: Nobody asked math to be this freaky https://t.co/yI1hiLReJJ
I would be almost happier, if I had an option to request UNPAID time off, because there would be an understanding, that it is not a parasitic relationship with the employer.
Unlimited time off is the strangest and most confusing shit I ever heard of.
Honestly, If my contract didn't contain a law given number of hours, I would be completelly lost about what is a correct number days off.
I get the idea, but it muddies the entire concept too much. 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
